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3 hours ago, Walt Longmire said:

I had to force myself to eat a couple of rare moose steaks tonight. Did the same thing last night too. Luckily I have 2 more left from the batch I seared up last night in the cast iron skillet, so I can force myself to eat them tomorrow morning with some runny eggs. Life is pretty rough here at the Longmire compound.

You poor soul!

 

PS: All this talk about great food is making me hungry and I've already eaten dinner!

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I know I'm not the brightest bulb in the knife drawer, but I seriously can't wrap my head around the thought of vegans in a freaking steak house!  Were they there just to troll other people or be a professional victim?  Bet Eric is probably on some vegan's Twitter feed somewhere.  :D

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My experiences with Texas Roadhouse have me concluding:

-beef steak cuts are good quality...
-but lack any seasoning/special care

As such, either give directions or be prepared to season after receipt.

Also, the sound system can die. Already loud enough with jabbering customers sitting in close proximity.

Do not take this as a critical (negative) post, just literal.

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Just a helpful hint, but if you're a foreigner, or a hippie socialist,  and you want to get along in Texas,  you might could hold off on trying to get rid of oil and disparaging our cowsies.

:cow:

 

NB Eric has the heads of several vegans on the wall of his secret Big Giant Head Big Giant Lair.

And, yes, the Big Giant Head mobile is  a mid-90s Nissan Maxima.

:tease:

 

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12 hours ago, Walt Longmire said:

Luckily I have 2 more left from the batch I seared up last night in the cast iron skillet, so I can force myself to eat them tomorrow morning with some runny eggs. Life is pretty rough here at the Longmire compound.

Yum! I'd fry up some 'taters & onions, cut up one of those steaks and toss it in and serve with a over-easy egg (or two) on top.

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16 hours ago, janice6 said:

“If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.” "Epitaph" from Smart Set (December 1921) H.L. Mencken

A guy I grew up with always pulled the ugly, Er, sorry, homely girl. I mean make a train take a dirt road homely. Married that way as well. He was a great wingman as he naturally gravitated to the homely friend.

I guess I’m the heathen in the crowd, I like steaks medium. I’ve always been partial to eating pink, not red. :whistling:

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15 minutes ago, NPTim said:

A guy I grew up with always pulled the ugly, Er, sorry, homely girl. I mean make a train take a dirt road homely. Married that way as well. He was a great wingman as he naturally gravitated to the homely friend.

I guess I’m the heathen in the crowd, I like steaks medium. I’ve always been partial to eating pink, not red. :whistling:

Marry an ugly woman. Then when she leaves you, you’ll be happy

- Redd Fox

 

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21 hours ago, Eric said:

I think that some cuts of beef taste better rare and I order them that way, but for a big, thick filet, I like the flavor and texture of it cooked medium rare. 

As long as it was still bleeding it would have probably have been rare enough for me and it was certainly  rare enough to creep out the snowflakes. That's probably a good guide for ordering a steak. "--Medium rare, but make sure it's a little bloody"

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