Administrators Eric Posted December 21, 2019 Administrators Share Posted December 21, 2019 I went to Texas Roadhouse tonight. I meant to get a burger, but when I walked past the meats displayed in the front, I fell in love with a beautiful cut of Filet Mignon. So, I tagged it and was seated. I ordered the steak cooked medium rare. Right before my dinner was served, a twenty-something couple was seated beside me. It was one of those sets of tables that share a common bench on one side, so they were pretty close. When my food arrived, I cut into the steak and dug in. I’ve never considered Texas Roadhouse to be a true steakhouse, but that steak was an outstanding cut of meat and it was prepared just right. I was enjoying the second or third bite, when I heard the ‘man’ next to me stage-whisper to the girl, “I think I’m going to be sick.” I looked over at him and he said, “The steak is still bleeding.” I told him that I was pretty sure it was dead. He then told me he was a Vegan and he wasn’t accustomed to seeing bloody meat. I told him, “You are in a steakhouse.” The waitress appeared a few moments later to see how my dinner was. The guy interrupted her and asked for a different table. It wasn’t even their waitress. What a little bitch. The girl he was with looked mortified by his behavior. Maybe she will rethink things before she lets him pollute our gene pool. As the joke says, “How can you tell if someone is a Vegan?” They will tell you. I don’t care what other people eat. I just wish they would keep their dogma to themselves. For what it’s worth, that was a truly amazing steak. It’s the best I’ve had in several years. It tasted even better after that beta got triggered by it. 10 3 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonny Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 He must have come for the baked potato. Hold the butter, sour cream & cheese. BTW...I'm with you. Medium rare all the way. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 (edited) Just now, Zonny said: He must have come for the baked potato. Hold the butter, sour cream & cheese. BTW...I'm with you. Medium rare all the way. Meat! The food that is God's gift to the apex predator. Well he was safe, after you ate that steak and saved him from further discomfort. Some people are so stupid that they think the universe exists just for them. Edited December 21, 2019 by janice6 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 25 minutes ago, Zonny said: He must have come for the baked potato. Hold the butter, sour cream & cheese. BTW...I'm with you. Medium rare all the way. Why eat burnt meat. Go RARE. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 Did you remind him that the cow that you were eating ate his food? He should have thanked you for ridding his world of food competition. 11 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 Should have let a little bloody juice drool down your chin while going "Mmmmmmmm" 4 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 18 minutes ago, janice6 said: Some people are so stupid that they think the universe exists just for them. This is why the Universe is in constant, often violent motion: it's laughing. 4 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted December 21, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted December 21, 2019 7 minutes ago, Walt Longmire said: Why eat burnt meat. Go RARE. I think that some cuts of beef taste better rare and I order them that way, but for a big, thick filet, I like the flavor and texture of it cooked medium rare. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 You should have taken his girl saved her from a terrible decision with a pajama boy 8 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 That guy wouldn't believe what I eat! He must be a lousy lover! 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXUSMC Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 Medium rare guy here, too. When the climate changers cited global bovine flatulence as a reason to stop eating beef, it was a clear sign that they were hellbent on destroying civilization as we know it. Life without medium rare steaks and BBQ brisket is not living... my $.02. 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 I had to force myself to eat a couple of rare moose steaks tonight. Did the same thing last night too. Luckily I have 2 more left from the batch I seared up last night in the cast iron skillet, so I can force myself to eat them tomorrow morning with some runny eggs. Life is pretty rough here at the Longmire compound. 8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostinTexas Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 I don't care for bloody meat. It does sound like both should see other men though. Don't walk into a steak house and whine about meat being served. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Eric said: The girl he was with looked mortified by his behavior. Maybe she will rethink things before she lets him pollute our gene pool. You should have winked at her. It's not like he's getting any lovin after that display. Maybe he can spend the night polishing his lava lamp and watching the Hallmark Channel. Edited December 21, 2019 by Historian 3 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGW Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 9 minutes ago, LostinTexas said: I don't care for bloody meat. It does sound like both should see other men though. Don't walk into a steak house and whine about meat being served. It's not blood; it's juice. The blood is long gone by the time it gets to your plate. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnfalman Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 Was she hot? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Fnfalman said: Was she hot? She is available. After all McLovin there is all that...i mean the dead animal on Eric's plate made him ill. Why I bet he'll just right up and fight a bear to save that pretty little girl. Edited December 21, 2019 by Historian 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 “If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.” "Epitaph" from Smart Set (December 1921) H.L. Mencken 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 Hunt, trap, fish, Repeat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 You should have winked at her. It's not like he's getting any lovin after that display. Maybe he can spend the night polishing his lava lamp and watching the Hallmark Channel.Interestingly, I was checking out at Walmart (yeah I know) recently and the woman (yeah I know) behind me was buying a lava lamp. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 yeah but he would he eat the eat ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, railfancwb said: Interestingly, I was checking out at Walmart (yeah I know) recently and the woman (yeah I know) behind me was buying a lava lamp. Lava lamp? Well we know the man for her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 (edited) this once happened to me at a japanese steak house me and wife frequent quite often , we have 7 to a table up to grill and this couple sits down and i can tell this folks are gonna be jerks . the others like us got the shogun order which is filet ,chicken, shrimp , ginger salad and rice mixed veggies . and you can order extra anything and i always order jumbo shrimp also . they want vegetables only plate , i said medium rare and got a glare lol , i told the wife before he is done cooking in front of us there will be words. so the cook puts on the usual knife flipping show and starts cooking . wellllllllllll lol this guys panties must have fell down , he starts hollering !!! the juice is running into my veggies over and over . it got kinda bad the rest of the table turned on him . words were said manager moved them and we all got free meals / i literally thought this dude was gonna stroke out . the rest of us finished bout same time and walked outside and chewed the fat awhile about what just happened , lol never will forget that nut. Edited December 21, 2019 by ASH 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 The juice is running........Why yes, it is. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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