Swampfox762 Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 Wouldn't ya just love to have a mess of theses... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 On 4/17/2021 at 11:42 PM, Huaco Kid said: Yeah. I learned that the hard way. hoo boy. Oh! You're the one. Those long metal things going into the hole didn''t catch your eye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Swampfox762 said: Funny. I just watched that skit. Got a good laugh at the thought of the Queen Mum parachuting. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampfox762 Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 The New parenting... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipedreams Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/nba-ratings-crash-even-worse-than-last-year/ 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 19 minutes ago, pipedreams said: https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/nba-ratings-crash-even-worse-than-last-year/ James who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Swampfox762 said: I was born in April. I was a July drive in movie mistake. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 56 minutes ago, Swampfox762 said: Hose pipe. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NPTim Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 18 hours ago, gwalchmai said: Up until recently vodka bottles in Russia were not recloseable... And beer was considered a soft drink. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NPTim Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 3 hours ago, Swampfox762 said: My destination this summer still has a mask mandate? Well that sucks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 You know, if your husband says "I'm taking my car to get the oil changed and I'll be back in about three hours", and leaves at noon, you don't need to call him at 2:00 and ask when he's going to be back, so he can till your flower bed before sundown. Men consider this cell phone abuse and it's why men die earlier than wimmens... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted April 19, 2021 Author Administrators Share Posted April 19, 2021 4 minutes ago, gwalchmai said: You know, if your husband says "I'm taking my car to get the oil changed and I'll be back in about three hours", and leaves at noon, you don't need to call him at 2:00 and ask when he's going to be back, so he can till your flower bed before sundown. Men consider this cell phone abuse and it's why men die earlier than wimmens... Is ‘tilling your flowerbed’ a euphemism? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 Is "Tilling the flower bed" code for nooky (Hope that's not to harsh for the censors). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 51 minutes ago, Eric said: Is ‘tilling your flowerbed’ a euphemism? No. Would that it were. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 12 minutes ago, Paul53 said: Is "Tilling the flower bed" code for nooky (Hope that's not to harsh for the censors). No, but "burning the stump" is. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 Just now, Huaco Kid said: No, but "burning the stump" is. Well, that explains why a stump can burn for days and not be consumed. Sort of. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deputy tom Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 I prefer plowing the field. tom. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 (edited) Stump lives matter. Can't you just hook up the Miata and pull that sucker out? edit: apparently, I didn't quite understand the direction the last bunch of posts took. However, what I did write can be construed as appropriate euphemisms if you stretch imagination. Edited April 19, 2021 by tous 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 From an email... “SurvivaLighter is just like having lightning in your pocket - it's a miniature Tesla Coil that never needs to be refilled, is totally windproof, waterproof, and will light in almost any condition, over over and over again. Oh, and it’s USB rechargeable, in minutes.” Notice anything unusual for a product advertised as a “Survival Lighter”? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 3 hours ago, Swampfox762 said: Since “Indian Elephant” was specified I now wonder about the life expectancy of tge African Elephant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 I have so frequently typed “tge” when I mean “the” that now spell check often corrects to “tge” when I correctly type “the”. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 7 minutes ago, railfancwb said: From an email... “SurvivaLighter is just like having lightning in your pocket - it's a miniature Tesla Coil that never needs to be refilled, is totally windproof, waterproof, and will light in almost any condition, over over and over again. Oh, and it’s USB rechargeable, in minutes.” Notice anything unusual for a product advertised as a “Survival Lighter”? Don't be a Mister Naysayer. Everyone knows that there will be phone chargers everywhere after an apocalypse. How are folk going to tweet about it and share selfies amidst the ruins of civilization? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 Filmed 22nd December in Tindalls Bay and Big Manly Bay, Whangaparaoa, Auckland. A kneeboarder was ‘surprised’ by an inquisitive orca while waiting for the tow rope. Later, a family in a boat interact with and were followed by a pod of orca. Hell NO. Inquisitive orca, my butt. I don't care if orcas don't eat humans in the wild, .... there can always be a first time. https://topview.co.nz/inquisitive-orca-interacts-with-blows-bubble-at-kneeboarder/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 Having been raised in Florida, I've seen Ospreys and Bald Eagles snatch almost every kind of fish out of the water, but this is the first time I've ever seen one snag a shark, it's a small hammerhead or bonnethead, can't tell the way he's got it gripped. Not my picture. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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