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1 hour ago, deputy tom said:

You are correct. I missed the TP wrinkles. There are only four. tom.

Shoes, dick, bra, flush handle on toilet, and cabinet handles. TP has same wrinkles in both, that is not one of the differences.

I have no idea what my IQ is, but I suspect I could show the pictures to my three year old and he could tell me the differences. I don't know what his IQ is either, but I feel he's probably smarter than me.

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7 minutes ago, gwalchmai said:

Up until recently vodka bottles in Russia were not recloseable...

Either was the Russian tart who told me, "I will be very bad for your security clearance."

I could have showed a picture to anyone running a background check...

We were in college...

And they would have nodded...approved and..said, "So that was two years ago, right?"

Yeeeeahhhhhh...sure.

Her name was Irina.

And she...was stunning. Spoke five languages fluently. She ahd a JD/PHD at 27. 

:whistling:

 

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29 minutes ago, Historian said:

Either was the Russian tart who told me, "I will be very bad for your security clearance."

I could have showed a picture to anyone running a background check...

We were in college...

And they would have nodded...approved and..said, "So that was two years ago, right?"

Yeeeeahhhhhh...sure.

Her name was Irina.

And she...was stunning. Spoke five languages fluently. She ahd a JD/PHD at 27. 

:whistling:

 

When I was in the Marines we had a guy go UA to work out some issues with his girlfriend. The CO was going to BBQ his butt until our Gunny stepped in. The CO asked why he should cut the guy some slack. Gunny said “I’ve seen the girl”. 

The dipstick showed the CO a picture of the girl.

No NJP. No Article 15. No SRB entry. Just a harsh warning. 

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13 minutes ago, Batesmotel said:

When I was in the Marines we had a guy go UA to work out some issues with his girlfriend. The CO was going to BBQ his butt until our Gunny stepped in. The CO asked why he should cut the guy some slack. Gunny said “I’ve seen the girl”. 

The dipstick showed the CO a picture of the girl.

No NJP. No Article 15. No SRB entry. Just a harsh warning. 

Well.  Sometimes. You have to understand.

Dang....

Just saying....can't blame a man. 

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4 hours ago, Fog said:

Shoes, dick, bra, flush handle on toilet, and cabinet handles. TP has same wrinkles in both, that is not one of the differences.

I have no idea what my IQ is, but I suspect I could show the pictures to my three year old and he could tell me the differences. I don't know what his IQ is either, but I feel he's probably smarter than me.

toilet paper it wasn't the wrinkles at the bottom, but 4 lines of a lighter shade going across it horizontally. 

 

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Whether it is caused by laziness or lack of comprehension, sloppy spelling and grammar are signs of a sloppy mind and careless, disorganized thinking.

If you cannot spell or use words correctly, I have much less interest in your ideas.

 

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