Pima Pants Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 For those of you lucky enough to have a bidet, how do you deal with the rush of freezing water on your bunghole? I know there are some hooked up to a hot water supply but unless the warm water is available immediately, it still would be cold water initially, correct? "Just curious, yada yada yada, It's what I do." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 With a name like your's I don't think your backside is the only issue. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 7 minutes ago, Pima Pants said: For those of you lucky enough to have a bidet, how do you deal with the rush of freezing water on your bunghole? I know there are some hooked up to a hot water supply but unless the warm water is available immediately, it still would be cold water initially, correct? "Just curious, yada yada yada, It's what I do." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pima Pants Posted November 23, 2023 Author Share Posted November 23, 2023 4 minutes ago, Maser said: With a name like your's I don't think your backside is the only issue. I used to own a men's clothing store in Tucson (Pima County) Arizona and I named it "Pima Pants". Is there another meaning to my screen name? If so, I don't know what it could be. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 7 minutes ago, Pima Pants said: I used to own a men's clothing store in Tucson (Pima County) Arizona and I named it "Pima Pants". Is there another meaning to my screen name? If so, I don't know what it could be. OK that's your story and you're stickin to it 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rellik Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 1 minute ago, DAKA said: OK that's your story and you're stickin to it SLEEPING DOG ALERT! No killing your site buds during the holidays. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rellik Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 19 minutes ago, Maser said: With a name like your's I don't think your backside is the only issue. That's just mean! - James Coburn in Payback. Lucy Lui was so hot in that flick. Maria Bello too. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 23 minutes ago, Pima Pants said: I used to own a men's clothing store in Tucson (Pima County) Arizona and I named it "Pima Pants". Is there another meaning to my screen name? If so, I don't know what it could be. You should've invoked the 5th. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pima Pants Posted November 24, 2023 Author Share Posted November 24, 2023 It's still a serious question. Do you just get used to the cold water splashing on your brown spider? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmohme Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 What a diverse selecion of topics we get to discuss on this forum. 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fog Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 I've had them installed in many custom homes I've built for others over the years. A few were heated, and advertised that the water was heated too. I dont' know how they worked, I've never used one. One house had a boiling water tap next to the bathroom sink. The guy we built it for made instant coffee in his bathroom in the mornings, he even had a fridge in there for half and half. I told the plumber to make sure he didn't mix up the water for the bidet with the instant boiling water. We laughed. Not really something that was possible to do, but it was a good joke for that job. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 Hannie would be all over this thread. 3 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 38 minutes ago, Fog said: I've had them installed in many custom homes I've built for others over the years. A few were heated, and advertised that the water was heated too. I dont' know how they worked, I've never used one. One house had a boiling water tap next to the bathroom sink. The guy we built it for made instant coffee in his bathroom in the mornings, he even had a fridge in there for half and half. I told the plumber to make sure he didn't mix up the water for the bidet with the instant boiling water. We laughed. Not really something that was possible to do, but it was a good joke for that job. You laugh, but I have seen plumbers hoot up faucets backwards...Hot on the right !! My plan was to build a winter house in upstate NY on a 13 property near Margaretville, and do only cold water(one pipe) hookups with instant heaters in the Kitchen and bathroom to make it easy to "drain" the house when we were not there...Instead I sold the property and retired to Sunny South Florida 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmohme Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 17 minutes ago, DAKA said: You laugh, but I have seen plumbers hoot up faucets backwards...Hot on the right !! My plan was to build a winter house in upstate NY on a 13 property near Margaretville, and do only cold water(one pipe) hookups with instant heaters in the Kitchen and bathroom to make it easy to "drain" the house when we were not there...Instead I sold the property and retired to Sunny South Florida That sounds like a great plan. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipedreams Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 1 hour ago, DAKA said: You laugh, but I have seen plumbers hoot up faucets backwards...Hot on the right !! My plan was to build a winter house in upstate NY on a 13 property near Margaretville, and do only cold water(one pipe) hookups with instant heaters in the Kitchen and bathroom to make it easy to "drain" the house when we were not there...Instead I sold the property and retired to Sunny South Florida Think that is bad, the gym we go to had hot water hooked up to the urinals in the men's bathroom. One day I had placed my hand on the chrome fixture at the top and it got hot when the thing flushed. Took them about a year to get that fixed since it was a new building. That had to add some cost to the hot water bill. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramjet38 Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 Don't want one of my username up my butt. 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pima Pants Posted November 24, 2023 Author Share Posted November 24, 2023 3 hours ago, Ramjet38 said: Don't want one of my username up my butt. I can see the advertisement now: "Custom bidet with new Ramjet38 Technology." It sells itself, doesn't it? No offense. 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 27 minutes ago, Pima Pants said: I can see the advertisement now: "Custom bidet with new Ramjet38 Technology." It sells itself, doesn't it? No offense. Enjoy the Hydroblast 1000. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Spicoli Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 On 11/24/2023 at 9:57 AM, Pima Pants said: It's still a serious question. Do you just get used to the cold water splashing on your brown spider? You gotta pay for luxury if you want hot water on your bunghole. If not, you get use to it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borg warner Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 On 11/23/2023 at 11:41 AM, Pima Pants said: For those of you lucky enough to have a bidet, how do you deal with the rush of freezing water on your bunghole? I know there are some hooked up to a hot water supply but unless the warm water is available immediately, it still would be cold water initially, correct? "Just curious, yada yada yada, It's what I do." What kind of Cheap-ass Bidet would NOT have both cold and hot water? Would You have a shower installed in your house with ONLY cold water? A proper bidet is one that you can ADJUST the water temperature BEFORE you douche your bunghole, just like you adjust the water temperature before you get in the shower. And that's all there is to it, It ain't rocket surgery. Here is a picture of someone sitting on a Bidet who has adjusted the temperature of the water to JUST the right temperature and has positioned her body so that the stream of water is hitting JUST the right spot! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 35 minutes ago, Borg warner said: What kind of Cheap-ass Bidet would NOT have both cold and hot water? Would You have a shower installed in your house with ONLY cold water? A proper bidet is one that you can ADJUST the water temperature BEFORE you douche your bunghole, just like you adjust the water temperature before you get in the shower. And that's all there is to it, It ain't rocket surgery. Here is a picture of someone sitting on a Bidet who has adjusted the temperature of the water to JUST the right temperature and has positioned her body so that the stream of water is hitting JUST the right spot! It's odd. My wife looks just like that when I find her sitting on the commode and for fun, I take both hands and scratch her back from her butt to her neck....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Borg warner said: Here is a picture of someone sitting on a Bidet who has adjusted the temperature of the water to JUST the right temperature and has positioned her body so that the stream of water is hitting JUST the right spot! Or, maybe, she dates that other girl with the Guinness-mouth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted November 26, 2023 Administrators Share Posted November 26, 2023 Every time I glance at that thread title, I see an 'n' at the end, instead of a 't'. I guess the two have something in common. Will a bidet wash off the Biden? 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GT4494 Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 10 hours ago, Eric said: Every time I glance at that thread title, I see an 'n' at the end, instead of a 't'. I guess the two have something in common. Will a bidet wash off the Biden? I think that's because one is for cleaning your ASx and the other is an ASx. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minderasr Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 11 hours ago, Eric said: Every time I glance at that thread title, I see an 'n' at the end, instead of a 't'. I guess the two have something in common. Will a bidet wash off the Biden? One is for douchin', the other is spewin'...the same thing. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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