gwalchmai Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Hope y'all get lots of cards and candy. Yesterday's mail didn't arrive at our house until 8PM, so somebody out there sent some billets doux to somebody. Not me, though. I always just got a rock in my little bag (it's OK, made me tough... ). Fortunately, I have a date with Mrs. G tomorrow for the day-old candy at the Eckerds, or whatever they call it these days. Y'all LLaP. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deputy tom Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 I'm taking my wife out to lunch today. The best fish sandwiches in the city. tom. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MO Fugga Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 She gets another pearl necklace for the collection this year. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Spicoli Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Actual conversation last night - "Let's go out tonight to avoid crowds. We can go to that Meskin place and sing Karaoke". "I was hoping to go somewhere tomorrow with a V day package" Seeing that I was paying, we went out last night. 20yrs of bliss.... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted February 14 Administrators Share Posted February 14 It seems weird that a romantic holiday is named for a guy who was beaten and beheaded for marrying people. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 3 hours ago, MO Fugga said: She gets another pearl necklace for the collection this year. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmohme Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Well crap! I guess I'll be in trouble. This one snuck up on me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted February 14 Author Share Posted February 14 3 hours ago, Eric said: It seems weird that a romantic holiday is named for a guy who was beaten and beheaded for marrying people. Depends on the definition of "marrying people". If Married Person #1 finds out about MP #2 (or MP #n-1) that guy might consider beating and beheading merciful. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWARREN123 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Yesterday was my wife's birthday and our Anniversary. Today is Valentines Day. Cards, flowers and candy, Lord help me! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 38 minutes ago, DWARREN123 said: Yesterday was my wife's birthday and our Anniversary. Today is Valentines Day. Cards, flowers and candy, Lord help me! Hallmark Holiday ! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Daughter and I were out west train chasing. Stopped for lunch at a small Mexican restaurant in a small rural community. They brought her a complementary rose in honor of Mother’s Day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MO Fugga Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 3 hours ago, gwalchmai said: Depends on the definition of "marrying people". If Married Person #1 finds out about MP #2 (or MP #n-1) that guy might consider beating and beheading merciful. I propose a toast, to our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet! 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 13 minutes ago, MO Fugga said: I propose a toast, to our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet! Hackneyed one… Two French men walking along, see two women walking towards them. One grabs the other, pulls him into a store, and says “Those are my wife and mistress and I don’t want them to see me!” Other one says “Funny! I was about to say the same thing!” 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 I made the ultimate sacrifice. I gave her the TV remote control for the night. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 1 minute ago, Batesmotel said: I made the ultimate sacrifice. I gave her the TV remote control for the night. Wife couldn't sleep last night and I guess I wasn't much help. To sleep, that is. I got her all dressed up to kill this morning, God she looked good enough ..... Anyway, just before an appointment for taxes, she fell apart and pleaded to be able to go back to sleep..... Damn. So I cancelled the taxes and the trip to show her off on Valentines day.......... Damn again. She looked so good! I am so proud of her! Her looks and her attitude. I love to banter with her in public. She's the best! So we slept all the damn day. I swear I didn't touch her, although I wanted to. Finally she got up around 7PM and still begged out of a trip to dinner...... Damn again! Oh, Well. I guess tomorrow is another day.................. Maybe next Valentines day I can show her off.......... I hate to wait. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 5 hours ago, railfancwb said: Daughter and I were out west train chasing. Stopped for lunch at a small Mexican restaurant in a small rural community. They brought her a complementary rose in honor of Mother’s Day. I hate it when the waitress at our restaurant brings my wife a Rose and then tells me how much more she likes my wife than me......... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 7 hours ago, DWARREN123 said: Yesterday was my wife's birthday and our Anniversary. Today is Valentines Day. Cards, flowers and candy, Lord help me! Do well by her, they are so special! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 13 minutes ago, Batesmotel said: I gave her the TV remote control for the night. Did you reverse the batteries? 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 I'll just leave these here. There's plenty for everyone. Go on. Eat up!: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Just be sure you call it VALENTINES Day NOT VALENTIMES 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted February 15 Author Share Posted February 15 17 hours ago, DWARREN123 said: Yesterday was my wife's birthday and our Anniversary. Today is Valentines Day. Cards, flowers and candy, Lord help me! Triple witching day. You may as well go make up the couch... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rellik Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 On 2/14/2024 at 11:29 AM, ChuteTheMall said: I like that kind of evil! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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