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I would personally have considered it a compliment to be compared to DemiMoore in GIJane (Chris' joke)  if I were bald (the scars on my scalp from the skull reconstruction job make that kind of a freaky look, so I keep the hair long, but you never know, it could fall out and then I'd have to get buff to pull that off.  roflmao, like that'll happen...).  That joke just seems like a really stupid reason/excuse to slap someone.  It was a fail as a joke IF she has alopecia AND everyone knows it AND knows that she's sensitive about it, but jeez, it's not like Chris Rock joked about the fact that Jada is an adulterous tramp who publicly promotes the fact she cheats on Will.  And even if Rock had said something about that, what's the point in slapping someone for telling the truth?  

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4 hours ago, Swampfox762 said:

If so...WHY???  There could just be NO good to come from that in ANY way.

So, the fact that the media, both corporate and social, have been focused on endlessly replaying and discussing a fake slap involving Hollywood egotists (no publicity is bad publicity) which makes them the center of attention for a week or so and likely results in higher ticket prices, better scripts and the adoration of millions of mind-numbed sheep is NO good?

NB Mr. Smith got to speak gangster ghetto (Keep my wife's name out your ******* mouth) and both both of them got to use profanity on live television.

Will now has street cred as a gangsta, Chris now has sympathy as a victim.

Jussie Smollet is even now trying to figure out how to duplicate the show and which celebrity he can get to slap him.

Mebbe have Alec Baldwin shoot him a little.

 

Edited to add:  This incident gives the fatally-shallow Hollywood hippie Marxists another opportunity, especially for Mr. Smith, to announce to social media and appear on every network morning show how caring and moral and gosh dang it, just superior people that just want peace on Earth and yes, they're flawed, but so much more caring than us.

I'm going to watch some hockey.

If a galoot slaps you, you drop your twig and gloves, pull his sweater up over his head and punch him in the face.

Many times.

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I worked as a Paramedic, then Emergency nurse from 1981 til ~2012. You know us, the crazies that run towards tornadoes, floods, earthquakes, wars. I've worked from Maine to New Mexico and I'm here to swear emergency workers nationwide harbor a deep indelible fear of one word, the dreaded "Q" word because on those rare times that when we see nothing but empty beds, some butthole somewhere will utter the vulgar word causing the entire planet to go bananas and begin mass exodus to the ER. And this has happened.

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Slapping Champion Says Will Smith Slaps ‘Like a Girl’

 

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Russian Slapping Champion Vasily Kamotskiy, a Siberian behemoth nicknamed “Dumpling,” has 170,000 Instagram followers and was not at all impressed with Will Smith’s attempt to slap the **** out of comedian Chris Rock during Sunday night’s basement-rated Oscar telecast.

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“It was a weak blow,” Kamotskiy said, according to Russian media. “He didn’t put his body into it.”

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“And he struck from top to bottom,” the champ added. “You need to strike from the bottom up, or at least from the side. In general, he hit like a girl. Just like they hit in all [American] movies."

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ5XLaNOtfg

 

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Jim Carrey tears into ‘spineless’ Oscars crowd for Will Smith ovation after slap: ‘I was sickened’

The 'Sonic 2' star said he would have sued Will Smith for '$200 million'

 

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Jim Carrey is criticizing the audience at the 94th Academy Awards for rewarding Will Smith with a standing ovation during his acceptance speech for best actor after he smacked Chris Rock on the worldwide center stage.

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"I was sickened. I was sickened by the standing ovation," the "Liar Liar" performer told Gayle King on CBS Mornings of the viral Oscars' moment while promoting his upcoming film, "Sonic 2." King made a point to note that Carrey's appearance on "Morning" was booked well in advance of the incident. 

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"I felt like Hollywood is just spineless en masse, and it just — it really felt like, 'Oh, this is a really clear indication that we're not the cool club anymore,'" Carrey added.

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Carrey said Smith should have been escorted out of the venue for his action.

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/jim-carrey-spineless-oscars-will-smith-ovation-slap

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8 hours ago, minervadoe said:

Jim Carrey tears into ‘spineless’ Oscars crowd for Will Smith ovation after slap: ‘I was sickened.

Let me check my list of Celebrities Whose Opinions I Care About...

Hmmm.  It seems that there is no one on that list.

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4 hours ago, Huaco Kid said:

Let me check my list of Celebrities Whose Opinions I Care About...

Hmmm.  It seems that there is no one on that list.

Agreed!  But, it is so amusing when the left begins to eat their own.

Let’s Encourage Hollywood Phonies to Punch Each Other

https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2022/03/30/lets-encourage-hollywood-phonies-to-punch-each-other-n2605169

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Perhaps Smith was over compensating. Perhaps he should have slapped one of the dudes who got busy with his wife, something else he has publicly and unashamedly owned.

 

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Look at the look on the face of Wills wife. She looks aghast that her personal medical concern is being broadcast. That alone justifies Wills action. Any man that allows his wife to be publicly hurt should do SOMETHING! Or turn in his man credentials.

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29 minutes ago, Paul53 said:

Look at the look on the face of Wills wife. She looks aghast that her personal medical concern is being broadcast. 

Is that why she made a "look at me" video showing herself shaving her head?  Lots of people with normal lives prefer wigs to publicity stunts.

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37 minutes ago, Paul53 said:

Look at the look on the face of Wills wife. She looks aghast that her personal medical concern is being broadcast. That alone justifies Wills action. Any man that allows his wife to be publicly hurt should do SOMETHING! Or turn in his man credentials.

I am not saying he should not have stood up for his wife, but perhaps he should have done that way back when she started cheating on him.

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I didn't think she looked aghast  at the joke.  I think she looked annoyed... but only after Will laughed.  And then she rolled her eyes and glared at him.  Basically, he's whipped.  He slapped Chris 'cause he knew his own laugh had wrecked any chance  of getting any that evening, and he figured he'd take it out on Chris.  Along with whomever else she's sleeping with, maybe not Chris anymore, but whoever.

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What would happen if someone annoys Meghan Markle?

We all know that Prince Harry is little more than her very wealthy boy toy and a wilting flower at best, so it isn't likely that he'll slap someone.

Probably expect his wife to do it.

Mebbe post a mean tweet.

Or tell his grandmother.

I sure wouldn't want to piss Elizabeth off.

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2 hours ago, tous said:

What would happen if someone annoys Meghan Markle?

We all know that Prince Harry is little more than her very wealthy boy toy and a wilting flower at best, so it isn't likely that he'll slap someone.

Probably expect his wife to do it.

Mebbe post a mean tweet.

Or tell his grandmother.

I sure wouldn't want to piss Elizabeth off.

Probably-true-but-not-relevent-here.

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