gwalchmai Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 I ain't talkin' 'bout Roger Rabbit nor double dippin'. Just like hot dogs and buns, chips and dip need to even out. The last chip should coincide with the last quantum of dip. If one runs out before the other you must replenish it to satisfy Liebig's Law of the Minimum and to maintain balance and symmetry. That's why one often sees people strolling about in circles at garden parties, assuming one attends garden parties. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 I had that problem at a party yesterday, but a helpful Chihuahua came around to dispose of my extra dip. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Spicoli Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 That was an arrest code for us, drunk in public. Stop going to garden parties or bring extra dip. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MO Fugga Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 1 hour ago, El Spicoli said: That was an arrest code for us, drunk in public. Stop going to garden parties or bring extra dip. Punk in drublic! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minervadoe Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 GUAC!!! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWARREN123 Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 Military, DIP, die in place. It is a last stand command! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jmohme Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 18 minutes ago, gwalchmai said: Not long after my wife and I got hitched, my wife started helping out at our church. One Sunday after service a group of us were standing around talking and Pastor Clark mentioned that his new pirnter was not working. my wife imediately chimed in saying. "probably just your Dip **** settings". Everyone including the pastor laughed and she turned the prettiest shade of red. 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MO Fugga Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 55 minutes ago, jmohme said: Not long after my wife and I got hitched, my wife started helping out at our church. One Sunday after service a group of us were standing around talking and Pastor Clark mentioned that his new pirnter was not working. my wife imediately chimed in saying. "probably just your Dip **** settings". Everyone including the pastor laughed and she turned the prettiest shade of red. I remember the Dip **** switch on the back of the Atari 2600. You would get called a ***** for flipping it! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 .... AND THEN, JUST END IT !! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 5 hours ago, MO Fugga said: Punk in drublic! I'm not as think as you drunk I am . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borg warner Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 7 hours ago, gwalchmai said: I ain't talkin' 'bout Roger Rabbit nor double dippin'. Just like hot dogs and buns, chips and dip need to even out. The last chip should coincide with the last quantum of dip. If one runs out before the other you must replenish it to satisfy Liebig's Law of the Minimum and to maintain balance and symmetry. That's why one often sees people strolling about in circles at garden parties, assuming one attends garden parties. Good Hot & Spicy guacamole dip never has to equal out for me. If they run out of chips, I just eat it with a spoon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmohme Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 2 minutes ago, Borg warner said: Good Hot & Spicy guacamole dip never has to equal out for me. If they run out of chips, I just eat it with a spoon. There is a little family owned mexican place near my house. The make thier own salsa that is served hot. I have often told the owner that she should offer her salsa on the menu as a soup. I can and have eaten it that way. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 7 hours ago, gwalchmai said: I ain't talkin' 'bout Roger Rabbit nor double dippin'. Just like hot dogs and buns, chips and dip need to even out. The last chip should coincide with the last quantum of dip. If one runs out before the other you must replenish it to satisfy Liebig's Law of the Minimum and to maintain balance and symmetry. That's why one often sees people strolling about in circles at garden parties, assuming one attends garden parties. My problem at Denny's, making the eggs and the right number of bacon last until they go together. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 2 hours ago, MO Fugga said: I remember the Dip **** switch on the back of the Atari 2600. You would get called a ***** for flipping it! I love it when girls do that, my SIL used to refer to fender skirts as, "Fender Panties". 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borg warner Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 5 hours ago, minervadoe said: GUAC!!! WHY? simple economics. avocados cost several times as much as tomatoes. Where I live, (Washington state) avocados cost as much as 2 dollars EACH. But where I used to live, (Los Angeles) there were avocado trees everywhere in the city. even on street corners, where the property owners wouldn't mind in the least if you'd pick them off the ground before they started to rot. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 1 hour ago, Borg warner said: . If they run out of chips, I just eat it with a spoon. You rich people, with your fancy silverware. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 34 minutes ago, Borg warner said: WHY? simple economics. avocados cost several times as much as tomatoes. 1 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramjet38 Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 You got salsa dip, guac dip, Queso dip, spinach dip, dip wad, and dip ****. I've either ate or seen all of them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Batesmotel Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 42 minutes ago, Ramjet38 said: You got salsa dip, guac dip, Queso dip, spinach dip, dip wad, and dip ****. I've either ate or seen all of them. Dip Stick 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DAKA Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 1 hour ago, Ramjet38 said: You got salsa dip, guac dip, Queso dip, spinach dip, dip wad, and dip ****. I've either ate or seen all of them. You forgot Sheep dip 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 47 minutes ago, ChuteTheMall said: . Uh Oh,,, Red Man not for long... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MO Fugga Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 1 hour ago, DAKA said: You forgot Sheep dip Never had it, heard it's good ****. Can't drink whisky anymore. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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