Silentpoet Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 https://www.ky3.com/2024/04/16/man-used-5-foot-snake-try-rob-shell-convenience-store-police-say/ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted April 17 Administrators Share Posted April 17 I wonder if the black snake moaned? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dukenukem Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 The clerk showed an incredible amount of restraint here. The second time he came back he should’ve got plugged 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 I lived just down the street from there. A guy tried to rob a convenience store next to us by whipping it out and laying it on the counter. The clerk smashed it with a can of soup. Welcome to South Memphis. 1 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minderasr Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 OMG I literally laughed out loud on this one. Thank you! I'm so stealing this for other forums. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 Mamba? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rellik Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 Snakes are scared of loud noises. Next time make one! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Cicero Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 12 hours ago, Batesmotel said: I lived just down the street from there. A guy tried to rob a convenience store next to us by whipping it out and laying it on the counter. The clerk smashed it with a can of soup. Welcome to South Memphis. I'm not sure what exactly got whipped out and smashed here. I'm sorry for it if it was a real live reptile/innocent bystander. I'm not sorry if it wasn't...innocent. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borg warner Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 I'm guessing 26 year old Reginald Cooke is not very intelligent. His mother and father must not have seen to it that he received a very good education. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted April 17 Administrators Share Posted April 17 "At approximately 3:05 a.m., Cook entered the store for the third time, this time with a five-foot snake wrapped around his neck." It's too bad the snake wasn't a constrictor. It could have saved everyone the trouble of dealing with this idiot. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 43 minutes ago, Mrs.Cicero said: I'm not sure what exactly got whipped out and smashed here. I'm sorry for it if it was a real live reptile/innocent bystander. I'm not sorry if it wasn't...innocent. It was his penis. Tough old southern grandma wasn’t taking his crap. Not a smart way to rob a store. I still miss Memphis at times. The magnolias. The river. The music. The running gun battles. Good memories. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted April 17 Administrators Share Posted April 17 5 minutes ago, Batesmotel said: It was his penis. Tough old southern grandma wasn’t taking his crap. Not a smart way to rob a store. I still miss Memphis at times. The magnolias. The river. The music. The running gun battles. Good memories. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 5 hours ago, Mrs.Cicero said: I'm not sure what exactly got whipped out and smashed here. I'm sorry for it if it was a real live reptile/innocent bystander. I'm not sorry if it wasn't...innocent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MO Fugga Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 4 hours ago, Eric said: Good ****, been a fan awhile now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted April 17 Administrators Share Posted April 17 Just now, MO Fugga said: I've been a fan for awhile. He died far too young. He had an interesting take on punk music. I liked his sound. Interestingly, that song is a cover of a 1990s skinhead song. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Spicoli Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 I don't have a mamba but once you go brown, you'll never be let down. Oh behave.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Was it a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama black snake? It might have been too beaucoup. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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