Batesmotel Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 (edited) Ashley Judd breaks leg. In 4 places. In the Congo. Day later carried to a road by hammock. Then taken by motorcycle to an aid center. https://people.com/health/ashley-judd-icu-shattered-leg-congo-accident/ Edited February 14, 2021 by Batesmotel 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadbart Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 There are certain things on my Never-Do List. Methamphetamine. Dudes. Go to Congo. Sorry the little lefty got a boo-boo. 4 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 2 hours ago, tadbart said: There are certain things on my Never-Do List. Methamphetamine. Dudes. Go to Congo. That's a fine list. I could...adopt the same list. Especially, the top two. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmohme Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 What the hell was that bat **** crazy woman doing in the Congo? I might have been tempted to leaver her where she fell, but probably would have drug her psychotic ass out of there. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MO Fugga Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 3 hours ago, tadbart said: There are certain things on my Never-Do List. Methamphetamine. Dudes. Go to Congo. Sorry the little lefty got a boo-boo. I'd do meth first.... To hell with the rest. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 6 hours ago, Batesmotel said: Ashley Judd breaks leg. In 4 places. In the Congo. Day later carried to a road by hammock. Then taken by motorcycle to an aid center. https://people.com/health/ashley-judd-icu-shattered-leg-congo-accident/ Nasty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Czervik Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 It sounds like she's blaming her condition on a faulty headlamp. People, ya jest don't go to Congo/DRC/Sierra Leone type places for fun. Meth/dudes on meth are probably a safer choice. ? Heck, FIH to JNB alone is a 4 hour flight, just to get somewhere with first world facilities. And, I probably wouldn't revisit South Africa at this point. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 My bet is she was on a "safari" and likely looking to see wild animals of a sort. Feel sorry for her broken leg. But you take the risks if you go places like this. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Al Czervik said: It sounds like she's blaming her condition on a faulty headlamp. Nah, she was stupid long before she got a headlamp. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheygriz Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Stoopid is as stoopid does. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipedreams Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 "she tripped over a fallen tree, breaking her leg in four places and have nerve damage." Must of been a hell of a trip or she is awful delicate. To bad they didn't just leave her for the critters. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Too bad she didn't bring along an exploding vagina candle. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fog Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 5 minutes ago, gwalchmai said: Too bad she didn't bring along an exploding vagina candle. She could have used it to signal for help and been rescued in 3:45 instead of 4:00hrs 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fog Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 23 minutes ago, pipedreams said: "she tripped over a fallen tree, breaking her leg in four places and have nerve damage." Must of been a hell of a trip or she is awful delicate. To bad they didn't just leave her for the critters. I was thinking that. Isn't she also vegan? I should look it up, but seem to recall she said so in an interview. It has been my anecdotal observation that vegans have softer bones and don't take falls well. Could just be advancing years. None of us bounce as well as we used to. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Cicero Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Well, I like dudes, but I'll skip the meth and the Congo... 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minderasr Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Too bad she survived. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 I imagine any one of us here would help her if we were there, but she's just such an obnoxious jerk that it's hard to dredge up much sympathy for her regardless of what predicaments she gets herself into. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fog Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 One stormy night, in the near future, she drove off the road and crumpled her car in a ditch. A farmer happened to hear the crash through the storm and went to investigate. He found her, and knowing there was no chance of anyone responding in that terrible storm he buried her in his field. After the storm let up a few days later, since the phones where still out, he went into town to tell the sheriff. The sheriff seemed to approve of how he handled the situation but asked "She was dead for sure when you buried her?" "Yes." said the farmer "She said she wasn't, but you know how much she lied." 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheygriz Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 I guess she had a really good trip last fall!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MO Fugga Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 7 hours ago, Historian said: My bet is she was on a "safari" and likely looking to see wild animals of a sort. Feel sorry for her broken leg. But you take the risks if you go places like this. Is that code for looking for cock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmax Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Lots of blabbering about her Privilages due to her wealth, good grief what a twit 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steinbrenner Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Lions won’t eat her, they don’t eat ****...Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 As if that wasn't bad enough, she still suffers from TDS. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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