minervadoe Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 3 hours ago, tadbart said: Poopin', that's probably just as bad for them. But, if they're particularly determined and of strong constitution, by all means, they earned it. Ask any EMT; they find a lot of people sitting on the toilet. Constipation leads to straining. Straining leads to aneurysms. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 My naked ass in the shower would stop a perp in his tracks as well as leave him with serious psychological damage. So I’m good. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 3 hours ago, DrB said: Oh so sorry... Are you free tonight????? Well, not free... but some say reasonable... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 I have a bad ass dog. "Sic balls, Chopper." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 Not my balls, Chopper. Their balls. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadbart Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 3 hours ago, minervadoe said: Ask any EMT; they find a lot of people sitting on the toilet. Constipation leads to straining. Straining leads to aneurysms. We called them "commode codes" when I worked on the ambulance. They always seemed to fall off the toilet, land right in front of the damn bathroom door, and then evacuate the last of their bowel contents. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 Glock underwater kit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minervadoe Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 Didn't Jon Dillinger famously carve a bar of soap to look like a handgun? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyzz Kydd Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 I know the OP is doing this 'tongue in cheek' but after our home invasion back in 2016 taking a shower while home alone gave me pause for thought. My reasoning is that our dog will give me enough warning to get to my shotgun by the bed. If I'm alone I turn the alarm on too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 36 minutes ago, Wyzz Kydd said: I know the OP is doing this 'tongue in cheek' but after our home invasion back in 2016 taking a shower while home alone gave me pause for thought. My reasoning is that our dog will give me enough warning to get to my shotgun by the bed. If I'm alone I turn the alarm on too. Buck naked from the shower with a shotgun.... "You picked the wrong house!" Talk about a Burt Gummer moment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmet Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 All I need is a wet towel. I'm hell with a wet towel. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 1 minute ago, Valmet said: All I need is a wet towel. I'm hell with a wet towel. I have heard that you could hold off 11 men in the shower. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyzz Kydd Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Historian said: Buck naked from the shower with a shotgun.... "You picked the wrong house!" Talk about a Burt Gummer moment. Trust me, dripping wet and naked out of the shower wouldn't bother me one bit, other than maybe thinking I would have to wipe my shotgun down afterwards to get the water off. Some guy videotaped me when I chased the home invader out to the street in my shorts and socks with a shotgun. Too bad I didn't get his contact information. I would have really like to have seen that video. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 8 minutes ago, Wyzz Kydd said: Trust me, dripping wet and naked out of the shower wouldn't bother me one bit, other than maybe thinking I would have to wipe my shotgun down afterwards to get the water off. Mas Ayoob used to tell his classes: Whatever you do. Get your pants on. At least soon afterwards. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 46 minutes ago, Historian said: Mas Ayoob used to tell his classes: Whatever you do. Get your pants on. At least soon afterwards. Otherwise the media will post pictures in their story of, "Naked Sex maniac chases and shoots unexpected guest". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, janice6 said: Otherwise the media will post pictures in their story of, "Naked Sex maniac chases and shoots unexpected guest". To be fair some my life's best experiences have been when i was totally naked. 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 15 minutes ago, Historian said: To be fair some my life's best experiences have been when i was totally naked. There is no argument to that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 47 minutes ago, Historian said: To be fair some my life's best experiences have been when i was totally naked. Perhaps also, some of the worst. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 51 minutes ago, Walt Longmire said: Perhaps also, some of the worst. I don't think so. Naked was always good. At least so far. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted April 8, 2020 Author Share Posted April 8, 2020 (edited) 20 hours ago, janice6 said: Good Lord! It only take me a few minutes when I have to go. Well, good luck anyway! Well with the toilet paper situation, I have to be careful so not have to use all my daily rations. You know, getting old and all that..... Dave.. Edited April 8, 2020 by DrB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted April 8, 2020 Author Share Posted April 8, 2020 7 hours ago, minervadoe said: Didn't Jon Dillinger famously carve a bar of soap to look like a handgun? I think he used toilet paper for Grip Tape to complete the look if I remember correct. Dave.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minervadoe Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 29 minutes ago, DrB said: I think he used toilet paper for Grip Tape to complete the look if I remember correct. Dave.. Not sure if this is the real McCoy or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostinTexas Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 22 hours ago, DrB said: So this is you then? I knew it....... Dave... You need to tape a pair of good scissors to that. You ain't tearing it. ? As to the question, and my house. Kick the door and find out. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 46 minutes ago, DrB said: Well with the toilet paper situation, I have to be careful so not have to use all my daily rations. You know, getting old and all that..... Dave.. I admire the fact that you can draw out this function over a meaningful period of time. For me it's a sudden catastrophe or nothing at all. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 18 hours ago, railfancwb said: Well, not free... but some say reasonable... another satisfied customer? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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