Huaco Kid Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Kind of like Slash, but older, and grayer, and balder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 And I had to shave this week for a respirator, so we could pollute more of you: You don't want to meet me in real life. I'll, all, covid you. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Friday night and I need a fight My motorcycle and a switchblade knife Handful of grease in my hair feels right But what I need to get me tight are those Girls, girls, girls Long legs and burgundy lips 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Forward my mail to me in hell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Sometimes nothing keeps me together At the seams 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Look into stronger stitching. Or duct tape. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWARREN123 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Less alcohol and drugs. Some folks roll thru life! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipedreams Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 He came out of retirement to help with this epidemic. This man is a legend in Italy as he helped with the first heart transplant 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Huaco Kid Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 3 hours ago, DWARREN123 said: Less alcohol and drugs. Some folks roll thru life! I miss a good drug, but I loaded up on 100 proof vodka (yay Joisey!). The name is Russkie, but the label says Indiana. I be rollin'. You be hatin'. They said the first symptom of covid is relaxed inhibitions. Like a quiet riot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/health-chiefs-new-coronavirus-warning-21804968 "...could take a massive toll on people's mental health." Told you I have it, but Jersey doesn't wash off that easy. I can still smell it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dric902 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 THE GLOBAL RECESSION The recession has hit everybody really hard. My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. A picture is now only worth 200 words. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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janice6 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, pipedreams said: My son has his make fart sounds when he has visitors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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janice6 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 3 hours ago, pipedreams said: Cat fishing 308fdd9e181eb43b.mp4 13.34 MB · 0 downloads Most of us men have been caught by that irresistible bait, called woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 (CNN)A Venezuelan naval boat picked and lost a fight with a passenger cruise liner off the country's northern coast this week, ramming it several times before accidentally taking on water and sinking. The proprietors of the German-owned RCGS Resolute cruise ship said its vessel had been receiving maintenance in international waters on Tuesday morning when the armed navy boat approached it and ordered it to change direction. The encounter escalated when, according to the company, "gun shots were fired and, shortly thereafter, the navy vessel approached the starboard side at speed with an angle of 135 degrees and purposely collided with the RCGS Resolute." "The navy vessel continued to ram the starboard bow in an apparent attempt to turn the ship's head towards Venezuelan territorial waters," Columbia Cruise Services' statement read However, the RCGS Resolute is reinforced with steel plating to help it navigate through ice. "While the RCGS Resolute sustained minor damages, not affecting vessel's seaworthiness, it occurs that the navy vessel suffered severe damages while making contact with the ice-strengthened bulbous bow of the ice-class expedition cruise vessel RCGS Resolute and started to take water," the company's statement said. . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 10 minutes ago, Dric902 said: (CNN)A Venezuelan naval boat picked and lost a fight with a passenger cruise liner off the country's northern coast this week, ramming it several times before accidentally taking on water and sinking. The proprietors of the German-owned RCGS Resolute cruise ship said its vessel had been receiving maintenance in international waters on Tuesday morning when the armed navy boat approached it and ordered it to change direction. The encounter escalated when, according to the company, "gun shots were fired and, shortly thereafter, the navy vessel approached the starboard side at speed with an angle of 135 degrees and purposely collided with the RCGS Resolute." "The navy vessel continued to ram the starboard bow in an apparent attempt to turn the ship's head towards Venezuelan territorial waters," Columbia Cruise Services' statement read However, the RCGS Resolute is reinforced with steel plating to help it navigate through ice. "While the RCGS Resolute sustained minor damages, not affecting vessel's seaworthiness, it occurs that the navy vessel suffered severe damages while making contact with the ice-strengthened bulbous bow of the ice-class expedition cruise vessel RCGS Resolute and started to take water," the company's statement said. . Many times you aren't as important to the rest of the world as you are to those under your thumb. When you pick a fight it's best to know your adversary before assuming you will be dominate. Petty militaries find this out periodically. Like the war in the Falkland islands. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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