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When we were kids,  we played in this haunted house on the "flats".

Later, I learned that Salk lived, right, exactly,  there, this house, don't know, probably.  Really probably.

So we never got polio.  Or covid. 

But we set fire to it.  A little bit.

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1 hour ago, Huaco Kid said:

I went to the job-site (in NJ) and the guard-girl shot me in the head with a thermometer.

She said, "You're fine."

I said, "I know."

Chubby girls like me.

Neighbor woman is handling her old house clearing out for selling it.  She came and sat in my drive way to talk to us so she wouldn't "infect us". (She's a Red head).

I told her she could come sit in our backyard patio (I always give her a beer when she visits) Anyway she works in health care so she is wound pretty tight.  She was adamant about refusing 'cause she said she would be too close to us. 

I told her that if she would come in the backyard with me she could have a Chocolate Chip Cookie!  She laughed her ass off.  When your old, no one takes you seriously!

Oh well, at least she had a little stress relief.

(My wife told her afterwards that even she wouldn't go in the backyard with me.  EVEN for a Cookie!)

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18 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said:

Ew!

Gross!

I guess you don't have the same issues i do.   I suffer from the "scarlet fever."

The ancient Irish used to say if you find a red haired lass washing your laundry in a river or stream...as you march tow war...you shall never return.

After i learned that:  I always did my own laundry.

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I was blowing down I-80 today,  in the fast lane,  Trucks all over next to me...

And big cardboard boxes, instantly, in the middle of the lane!

Blaouw!

I had no choice.  I instantly decided to take them head-on.  I had no choice.

I hope they're not full of oilfield hydraulic pumps!!!!   Bang!

Bang!

Nailed it!.

Blauow!

My best guess is cabbage.  Or lettuce.

I instantly looked in the rearview mirror.

Blew all them truckers in an explosion full of lettuce, and ****.  All over.  The Big Bang.

Like Mardi Gras.

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I was going to work, in Ohio, and Ohio's flat.  Pretty always flat.  A lot.

So,  in the middle of the flatness,  the railroad crossings are 5' taller than the roads.  You can jump them.

I wasn't at jumping speed, at daybreak,  but I crested the hump,  and a cute little 'possum was there,  like, licking his paws, or something.

I still can't get the "bang!" noise out of my head.

But I think he got a headache.

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