janice6 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 9 minutes ago, Dric902 said: Where else was I going to look? of it was behind her ear, I never would have seen it It was a gimme, wasn't it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 What color are her eyes? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 When we were kids, we played in this haunted house on the "flats". Later, I learned that Salk lived, right, exactly, there, this house, don't know, probably. Really probably. So we never got polio. Or covid. But we set fire to it. A little bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 I went to the job-site (in NJ) and the guard-girl shot me in the head with a thermometer. She said, "You're fine." I said, "I know." Chubby girls like me. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 The next day, she said, "You're OK." I said, "No. I'm fine!" Chubby girls don't have that much sense of humor. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 28 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: What color are her eyes? She can see!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Huaco Kid said: I went to the job-site (in NJ) and the guard-girl shot me in the head with a thermometer. She said, "You're fine." I said, "I know." Chubby girls like me. Neighbor woman is handling her old house clearing out for selling it. She came and sat in my drive way to talk to us so she wouldn't "infect us". (She's a Red head). I told her she could come sit in our backyard patio (I always give her a beer when she visits) Anyway she works in health care so she is wound pretty tight. She was adamant about refusing 'cause she said she would be too close to us. I told her that if she would come in the backyard with me she could have a Chocolate Chip Cookie! She laughed her ass off. When your old, no one takes you seriously! Oh well, at least she had a little stress relief. (My wife told her afterwards that even she wouldn't go in the backyard with me. EVEN for a Cookie!) Edited April 3, 2020 by janice6 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, janice6 said: (She's a Red head). Ew! Gross! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 I got a solar-powered hypno-toad at the dollar store today. I don't think he's affected me, but he's pretty bright. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 People in Newark are worried about being too close to people. I don't get that part. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 40 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: Chubby girls don't have that much sense of humor. No but they do provide warmth in the winter and shade in the summer. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 18 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: Ew! Gross! I guess you don't have the same issues i do. I suffer from the "scarlet fever." The ancient Irish used to say if you find a red haired lass washing your laundry in a river or stream...as you march tow war...you shall never return. After i learned that: I always did my own laundry. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 6 minutes ago, Historian said: I suffer from the "scarlet fever." (It was a South Park reference.) Not that there's anything wrong with that. PM me your number. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Hypno-toad is waay too bright. I don't like him. I don't know where I'll put him. And why is my car so sideways? It probably shouldn't be. That shouldn't happen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Huaco Kid said: Ew! Gross! They're the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Huaco Kid said: People in Newark are worried about being too close to people. I don't get that part. It's an old "gangster joke". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 18 minutes ago, janice6 said: It's an old "gangster joke". "Where's Hoffa?" "Dunno. He's not close." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 (edited) I was blowing down I-80 today, in the fast lane, Trucks all over next to me... And big cardboard boxes, instantly, in the middle of the lane! Blaouw! I had no choice. I instantly decided to take them head-on. I had no choice. I hope they're not full of oilfield hydraulic pumps!!!! Bang! Bang! Nailed it!. Blauow! My best guess is cabbage. Or lettuce. I instantly looked in the rearview mirror. Blew all them truckers in an explosion full of lettuce, and ****. All over. The Big Bang. Like Mardi Gras. Edited April 3, 2020 by Huaco Kid 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 I hope it wasn't kittens. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 They might look like airborne cabbage, in the rearview mirror. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 I was going to work, in Ohio, and Ohio's flat. Pretty always flat. A lot. So, in the middle of the flatness, the railroad crossings are 5' taller than the roads. You can jump them. I wasn't at jumping speed, at daybreak, but I crested the hump, and a cute little 'possum was there, like, licking his paws, or something. I still can't get the "bang!" noise out of my head. But I think he got a headache. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 I came home today. The dog had eaten a lot of sky-rockets. She's dumb. Doesn't seem to be a problem. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 My hair is pretty wild these days. It's mostly not right. I don't think anyone is going home tonight. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 I look like Doc Brown. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 But with less hair and balder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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