Mrs.Cicero Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Historian said: I'm not a lawyer. But i am married. So therefore I have to argue my point well. This guy could not argue a ham sandwich is in fact....a ham sandwich. LOL. I am in fact married to my attorney. I have learned that the best way to end an argument with him is to remind him he bought me an axe, and he has to sleep sometime... which might explain his insomnia, now that I think of it... j/k. REALLY j/k. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Mrs.Cicero said: LOL. I am in fact married to my attorney. I have learned that the best way to end an argument with him is to remind him he bought me an axe, and he has to sleep sometime... which might explain his insomnia, now that I think of it... j/k. REALLY j/k. Figure Mrs. Historian will get me with the cast iron pan. I usually remind her that if i am going to be right she will have to be wrong. She then usually says she's sorry for being right. What ever it is: I have learned never ever ask her to measure anything. She has spacial issues. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 14 minutes ago, Mrs.Cicero said: LOL. I am in fact married to my attorney. I have learned that the best way to end an argument with him is to remind him he bought me an axe, and he has to sleep sometime... which might explain his insomnia, now that I think of it... j/k. REALLY j/k. Mrs Historian is a cardiology nurse. She knows the way to a man's heart is through his sternum. 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MO Fugga Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Historian said: Mrs Historian is a cardiology nurse. She knows the way to a man's heart is through his sternum. I got nuthin'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 8 hours ago, MO Fugga said: I got nuthin'. It's why I behave. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ricordo Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 I'd say the prosecutor has a bright future manufacturing AR-15 holsters-------Binger Holsters. It uses an innovative retention system. It ties around the neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 Am I the only one who is getting sick to death of the unknown attacker constantly being referred to as "jumpkick man"? I mean it really was more of a stomp than a jumpkick. I just can't take anyone in that courtroom serious who uses that term! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MO Fugga Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 18 minutes ago, Maser said: Am I the only one who is getting sick to death of the unknown attacker constantly being referred to as "jumpkick man"? I mean it really was more of a stomp than a jumpkick. I just can't take anyone in that courtroom serious who uses that term! That little fag? I call him Peggy. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ricordo Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 I expect credible threats of rioting in Kenosha before the jury goes out to deliberate. Dicey to leave the decision in Kenosha citizen's hands. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 On 11/9/2021 at 6:04 PM, pipedreams said: I drink Folgers and Maxwell House anyway, so it’s no loss if I don’t buy Black Rifle Coffee. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 15 hours ago, Historian said: Mrs Historian is a cardiology nurse. She knows the way to a man's heart is through his sternum. And all it takes is a boning knife to get to the heart. ☠️ A six inch blade is so handy, for so many things.😆 So treat your lady well. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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railfancwb Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 14 minutes ago, pipedreams said: Remember… 6% of “Republican” house members voted for the Pelosi pork bill. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 When Kyle is acquitted he should get one of these. He can tuck it into his belt, and be ready to go. He will probably need it, since he can’t buy a pistol until he is 21. New style Navy knife: Old style Air Force knife. Look at that hammer butt.💀 Look at that leather. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Biff said: And all it takes is a boning knife to get to the heart. A six inch blade is so handy, for so many things. Let's not give her any more ideas...ok? 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 1 hour ago, pipedreams said: I'm not sure I want politicians trying to influence juries during a trial. Deciding whether to prosecute, or deciding whether to pardon, are the politicians' opportunities to rule. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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