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Schmidt Meister Posted June 4, 2022 Author Share Posted June 4, 2022 I see the moronic comment of tard sites so often about having a gun is compensating for having a small penis. Only a true tard with a IQ uses that argument. I do however, admit that having a gun keeps me from having to throw my penis at an intruder at 3300 fps. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 On 5/26/2022 at 1:24 PM, Batesmotel said: Yesterday I taught a bread baking class to a church young mens group. About a dozen boys and their leaders. I talked about why guys should know how to bake and cook. Not just burn random meat on a grill. This devolved into a brief discussion on grilling and barbecue. I knew I had lost them when even the adults didn’t understand the difference. To them any meat burned on a propane grill with Kraft BBQ sauce is Barbecue. I always thanked my mother for teaching me how to make decent food in the wild. She first showed me how to take the meat/potatoes/veggies and put them in aluminum foil and bury them in the campfire coals. Then go play for the afternoon and come back to a Roast Beef dinner, while the other campers were eating hotdogs. she equipped me with all the camping necessities, sleeping bag, tent, knives, etc. She taught me many other important things, sewing/ironing/cooking/pastry baking, for which I am eternally grateful. I have pie whenever I want and my wife fights me for the slices. I wish I had had the time to tell her how much she enriched my life. She died at 42 years old........................ 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 On 6/2/2022 at 2:06 PM, Schmidt Meister said: Miss Florida - Miss Rey - Clearwater - 1931 Where did those "modesty panels" go now days. No modesty now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted June 6, 2022 Author Share Posted June 6, 2022 It's that time again. Cottonmouths and Copperheads are becoming very active in northern Florida. July and August are the months that they give birth. If you're in the woods, stay alert, be aware of your surroundings. Don't be terrified ... be alert. Most of the horror stories you hear are ... well ... lies. A lot of people I have met from southern states have a story about being chased by a Cottonmouth. Usually the people who have spent very little time in the woods are the ones who tell the most terrifying ‘tales’. After sixty years of living next to sinkholes full of water, overgrown with weeds, and plenty of Cottonmouth bait, I have spent many, many hours wandering around in sloughs gigging frogs, fishing in a small boat on the Suwannee River under the mossy oak trees hanging overhead, sloshing through floodwaters during Florida storms and hurricanes, working in the woods, clearing property in prime Cottonmouth real estate, and I have seen more than my share of Cottonmouths. I also see a lot of Banded Water Snakes, which frequently are confused for Cottonmouths by those who have not studied the snakes in our area. In my entire life, it’s totally possible that I’ve encountered hundreds of Cottonmouths. I’ve caught some, just to get to know them well. I have never been chased, not once. Cottonmouths can move very fast, but every time I've seen them move rapidly, they've been hauling ass away from the threat. It amazes me that almost every person you talk to who has been in the woods a time or two, will tell the story of being chased. I’m mainly talking about people who wander in the woods occasionally or by accident. Some mistake the snake’s attempt to flee as pursuit. But at the end of the day, there isn’t one video out there of a Cottonmouth chasing anyone. Not one. No nature show has ever recorded this. All the shows about hunters and fishermen and outdoors activity, nope, not a single video of a Cottonmouth chasing someone. I've seen videos of a snake trying to get in boats but they normally try to crawl out of the water to sun, it's normal to get neaxt to something warmer than the water. Since the beginning of recorded time, only four people have ever died from the bite of a Cottonmouth. If they’re chasing people, they suck at it. Or it simply isn’t true. The Cottonmouth is America’s favorite villain. Even in states well out of the range map of the Cottonmouth, people still tell the story of someone who “fell into a nest of Cottonmouths and was killed”. Yet the evidence that this story happened, or honestly, any of the stories told about Cottonmouths terrorizing innocent victims ever really happened, are like the rumors of unicorns. P.S. I have watched at least 4 or 5 videos of people terrorizing Cottonmouths and getting bit as their reward. Here's a Cottonmouth displaying its threat pose when I got too close. This is how they got their name, incidentally. This one was about 4 1/2 feet long and it has been eating well. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ChuteTheMall Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 17 hours ago, Schmidt Meister said: It's that time again. Cottonmouths and Copperheads are becoming very active in northern Florida. July and August are the months that they give birth. If you're in the woods, stay alert, be aware of your surroundings. Don't be terrified ... be alert. Most of the horror stories you hear are ... well ... lies. A lot of people I have met from southern states have a story about being chased by a Cottonmouth. Usually the people who have spent very little time in the woods are the ones who tell the most terrifying ‘tales’. After sixty years of living next to sinkholes full of water, overgrown with weeds, and plenty of Cottonmouth bait, I have spent many, many hours wandering around in sloughs gigging frogs, fishing in a small boat on the Suwannee River under the mossy oak trees hanging overhead, sloshing through floodwaters during Florida storms and hurricanes, working in the woods, clearing property in prime Cottonmouth real estate, and I have seen more than my share of Cottonmouths. I also see a lot of Banded Water Snakes, which frequently are confused for Cottonmouths by those who have not studied the snakes in our area. In my entire life, it’s totally possible that I’ve encountered hundreds of Cottonmouths. I’ve caught some, just to get to know them well. I have never been chased, not once. Cottonmouths can move very fast, but every time I've seen them move rapidly, they've been hauling ass away from the threat. It amazes me that almost every person you talk to who has been in the woods a time or two, will tell the story of being chased. I’m mainly talking about people who wander in the woods occasionally or by accident. Some mistake the snake’s attempt to flee as pursuit. But at the end of the day, there isn’t one video out there of a Cottonmouth chasing anyone. Not one. No nature show has ever recorded this. All the shows about hunters and fishermen and outdoors activity, nope, not a single video of a Cottonmouth chasing someone. I've seen videos of a snake trying to get in boats but they normally try to crawl out of the water to sun, it's normal to get neaxt to something warmer than the water. Since the beginning of recorded time, only four people have ever died from the bite of a Cottonmouth. If they’re chasing people, they suck at it. Or it simply isn’t true. The Cottonmouth is America’s favorite villain. Even in states well out of the range map of the Cottonmouth, people still tell the story of someone who “fell into a nest of Cottonmouths and was killed”. Yet the evidence that this story happened, or honestly, any of the stories told about Cottonmouths terrorizing innocent victims ever really happened, are like the rumors of unicorns. P.S. I have watched at least 4 or 5 videos of people terrorizing Cottonmouths and getting bit as their reward. Here's a Cottonmouth displaying its threat pose when I got too close. This is how they got their name, incidentally. This one was about 4 1/2 feet long and it has been eating well. But cottonmouth moccasins and copperheads have such cool names, unlike coral snakes which sound mellow like Jimmy Buffet's band. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 On 6/2/2022 at 2:06 PM, Schmidt Meister said: Miss Florida - Miss Rey - Clearwater - 1931 This young lady, if still with us, has three digits in her age. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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miketx Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 19 minutes ago, Schmidt Meister said: Not only that, in the Finnish language kamala translates to horrible in english. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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