gwalchmai Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 When Brainiac shrank Kandor, did he shrink the space between the atoms or did he shrink the atoms themselves? And if he shrank the atoms, did he shrink the space between the subatomic particles or did he shrink the subatomic particles themselves? And how does Readers Digest condense novels? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar_ml Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 yes 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crockett Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 que? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 Shrinking atoms is not that interesting. Putting them through a fission reaction on the other hand is a different story. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 (edited) Crap, now I'll be thinking about this all day! Also the part about atoms. Naturally the atoms could not be reached for comment. Edited June 21, 2021 by Paul53 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 Something else to worry about? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crockett Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 Let me help you with this equation. Aaaaaan derailed. 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted June 19, 2021 Author Share Posted June 19, 2021 She arrives five minutes before she gets here. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M&P15T Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 Just don’t divide by zero. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar_ml Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 8 minutes ago, Batesmotel said: Just don’t divide by zero. How about dividing by the square root of negative one? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minervadoe Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 Braniac used a special lens (like the mirrors that you see in a fun house). You know the one's I'm talking about. One mirror makes you look skinny and one makes you look fat. But, not like in that 60's White Room song. That was all about the impact of psychedelic drugs on perception. Obviously, Braniac would have had difficulty getting such a drug evenly distributed and then the unintended consequences of everybody not having the same hallucination would be chaotic. Of course, if he could have simply moved Kandor farther away, he could have created a similar illusion of shrinkage. I'll be starting a separate thread about how the use of the term "fun house" is at best a misnomer and more likely a violation of the truth in advertising statute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 (edited) 50 minutes ago, Cougar_ml said: How about dividing by the square root of negative one? Just keeping up with the price of gas makes my head hurt anymore. Edited June 19, 2021 by Batesmotel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MO Fugga Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 2 hours ago, crockett said: Let me help you with this equation. Aaaaaan derailed. Big ass titties! 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 3 minutes ago, MO Fugga said: Big ass titties! Probably has enough saline in those fake things to give me a lifetime worth of enemas. ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmax Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 2 hours ago, Cougar_ml said: How about dividing by the square root of negative one? I believe that is i and that puts you in the imaginary plane or is it j 1/i Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willie-pete Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 I will be happy to explain it to you after you explain to me why 250 Million Year old Sea Salt has an expiration date on it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 (edited) 27 minutes ago, willie-pete said: I will be happy to explain it to you after you explain to me why 250 Million Year old Sea Salt has an expiration date on it. GOVERNMENT REGULATION Bottled water has a use by date also....doesn't it Edited June 19, 2021 by DAKA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minervadoe Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 4 hours ago, willie-pete said: I will be happy to explain it to you after you explain to me why 250 Million Year old Sea Salt has an expiration date on it. Again, it's a marketing ploy. If they can get you to throw your salt away, then maybe they can get you to: Buy more. Upgrade to a more expensive salt. Mortgage your house to help you buy a certain bridge in Brooklyn. Believe in Santa Claus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 (edited) 10 hours ago, gwalchmai said: When Brainiac shrank Kandor, did he shrink the space between the atoms or did he shrink the atoms themselves? And if he shrank the atoms, did he shrink the space between the subatomic particles or did he shrink the subatomic particles themselves? And how does Readers Digest condense novels? In physics this is called doping. You expand things by virtue of forcing something to expend by expanding the electromagnetic field. Usually by adding a free election. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doping_(semiconductor) I know someone who once expanded a sheet of metal slightly this way. Edited June 20, 2021 by Historian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 (edited) 8 hours ago, MO Fugga said: Big ass titties! Fugga what-ever the hell i just posted about doping. This is far more important. Edited June 20, 2021 by Historian 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted June 20, 2021 Author Share Posted June 20, 2021 She ain't doping. She's stupefying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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