Swampfox762 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 2 hours ago, crockett said: Not going to save your ass. WHAT pissed him off??? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crockett Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 50 minutes ago, Swampfox762 said: WHAT pissed him off??? railfancwb put the roll in the wrong way. I'd dump the whole thing in the toilet and turn the bathroom into a pool! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmohme Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Socks and shoes are on before my first cup of coffee, so I really have no idea how, or in what order they get onto my feet. 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Socks first, then the shoes, but no shoes in the house. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Left Stocking, Left Heel. Right Stocking, Right Heel....then the Garter. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MO Fugga Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 8 hours ago, Maser said: For me it might be zero times soon as we get a bidet attachment for our toilet. It's kinda scary how accurate those things are! I hope yours isn't a Stormtrooper. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 14 hours ago, Maser said: For me it might be zero times soon as we get a bidet attachment for our toilet. It's kinda scary how accurate those things are! Ours came with a warning of "Electrical Safety Warning! Do not splash water on this device!", so I'm a little leery of it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadbart Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 16 hours ago, crockett said: Oh man. What's next? How many times you wipe your ass? lol Until I'm done. Then sometimes go back half an hour later for one more, just to be sure. If you say you don't do the same sometimes, you a damn lie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 17 hours ago, crockett said: Oh man. What's next? How many times you wipe your ass? lol Hanny isn't here. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crockett Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 15 minutes ago, Walt Longmire said: Hanny isn't here. She (or he) may have 10 accounts over here... who knows... 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Ryan Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Every day I'm amazed at how many MORE things Archie was dead on the money about and yet even though he gets older, MeatHead just gets more stupid. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueiron Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 If you have toenail fungus, never trim your toenails like Howard Hughes, have hammertoes, warts, or other foot issues; PLEASE wear socks with sandals! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Cicero Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 I have solved this conundrum by acquiring some Vibram shoes- the ones with the separate toes. Now there can be no socks. They are look ridiculous, but are weirdly comfortable and my feet don't ache in them. So no socks except when I have to do farm chores, then there are thick alpaca wool socks and heavily lined muck boots... rt sock, left sock, rt boot, left boot... I feel like I am reading Dr Suess... 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Ryan Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 22 hours ago, blueiron said: If you have toenail fungus, never trim your toenails like Howard Hughes, have hammertoes, warts, or other foot issues; PLEASE wear socks with sandals! If you are over 12 years old, just put on shoes like an adult unless you are at the beach. No one wants to look at your filthy stinking feet or watch you pick at your toes like a monkey at the zoo. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GT4494 Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 Loafers without socks is part of the work uniform in Chas. I always wore docksiders without socks until I had my ankles replaced. They always still get cold and I say its the metal keeps the cold in LOL 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 On 12/20/2020 at 3:04 PM, gwalchmai said: I do a sock and a sock, then a shoe and a shoe. Otherwise you're unbalanced, like a meathead. I have...become Archie Bunker...i agree with his socks and shoes! 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueiron Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 Sock-Shoe & repeat is an old military tradition. Better to have one sock/shoe on during an attack than two socks as it was yelled at us by our JDI. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 3 hours ago, Mrs.Cicero said: I have solved this conundrum by acquiring some Vibram shoes- the ones with the separate toes. Now there can be no socks. They are look ridiculous, but are weirdly comfortable and my feet don't ache in them. So no socks except when I have to do farm chores, then there are thick alpaca wool socks and heavily lined muck boots... rt sock, left sock, rt boot, left boot... I feel like I am reading Dr Suess... Can you wear toesocks with the toeshoes? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 I had to watch myself a couple of days to know. I'm pretty sure there's no particular order. The only half-way interesting part of my routine is that I put my shoes under my desk with a sock on top of each shoe. That way, if I wake up early and want to sneak out of the room, I can put them on in the dark. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueiron Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 Why buy toe shoes? Just dip your feet in a pail of Plasti-dip for new shoes each time! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Cicero Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 4 hours ago, gwalchmai said: Can you wear toesocks with the toeshoes? Well, you can, if you own any toe socks. but I don't, and don't really feel the need to buy any. The dryer would just eat half of each pair anyway. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 9 hours ago, Mrs.Cicero said: I have solved this conundrum by acquiring some Vibram shoes- the ones with the separate toes. Now there can be no socks. They are look ridiculous, but are weirdly comfortable and my feet don't ache in them. So no socks except when I have to do farm chores, then there are thick alpaca wool socks and heavily lined muck boots... rt sock, left sock, rt boot, left boot... I feel like I am reading Dr Suess... I started wearing Xero shoes about a year ago. They're barefoot, but look like regular shoes. Feels like they took 15 years off my knees. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Since 1998...pretty much been wearing this brand and make of boot to work every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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