geofri Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Who's around these days? Haven't checked into either of the old haunts.. just thought I'd pop in and see what's up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar_ml Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 48 minutes ago, Rellik said: Cougar, youze gotz an evil streak in youze dat I likes! Thanks, I try. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 London is rioting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar_ml Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 40 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: And the 'check engine' light is on. But it's been on for five years, so I think it's OK. My check engine light has been on for 2-3 years now. Scanner says the #2 cylinder glow plug/pressure sensor is having some type of issue. Car starts and runs fine, I check the codes every few months to make sure nothing new is wrong, and leave it at that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 10 minutes ago, geofri said: .. just thought I'd pop in and see what's up. Janice's slide rule goes down to his knees. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: London is rioting. "Oy! So what's all this, then?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Can't they just fire up the lightsabers and throw them like a spear? He could've killed that Sith at the beginning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 In the "He Who Dies With The Best Toys" category, I'm pretty much a dismal failure.Are you dead yet? If not, there’s hope. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 55 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: Janice's slide rule goes down to his knees. Jealous! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, janice6 said: Jealous! And is 2" wide. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Huaco Kid said: And is 2" wide. Nobody wants a key that's too big for the lock! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 I've never changed the spark plugs. Never even had them out. Judging by the rust and corrosion, I don't think they'd even come out any more.Have heard there is a Corvette year/model where seven plugs are easily removed/replaced but the eighth one requires a front fender to be removed. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar_ml Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Huaco Kid Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 26 minutes ago, railfancwb said: Are you dead yet? If not, there’s hope. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 (It's been done), But, I will do it... No toys involved... Tie a bunch of weather balloons to a lawn chair, and GO! I've got parachutes, and know how to use them, so it's not a huge deal. Until I float off the coast. Bail. I probably already have all the doo-dads I need to take with me, so with one more balloon, I can take them all. The BB gun, to pop one, before the ocean. Or it'll just bounce back and hit me in the eye. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 I've already thrown french-fries out of a Cessna 206. So I don't need those. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Maybe some Hooterville Rutabagas. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 I know how many bottle-rockets it takes to get GI Joe a couple of feet off the ground. For me, in a lawn chair, it would take a semi-truck full. No one's ever done that. I don't think you could light them all, that fast. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 And then I'd just hit the neighbor's garage at 90mph, and it wouldn't even be really worth all that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 I once, really, shot at full inner-tube with my bb gun. With a spring-gun, mostly, you can actually see the bb fly out. That time, I saw it shoot out. And it came back, directly perfectly in line with the sights. And hit me in the face. For real. Before there was even a movie. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 My son-in-law only has one eye, so you have to watch out what kind of jokes you make like that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 HAIRLIP! HAIRLIP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 On 11/22/2019 at 5:05 AM, pipedreams said: Try explaining a bronze cannon soaking in the bathtub. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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