Batesmotel Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 I had a husky that killed all the neighbors chickens. About 5 or 6. They were sitting on the fence and the wind blew them into my yard. She called the cops who refused to do anything. Then she called animal control. They said my dod did nothing wrong because the chickens were in my yard. Then they cited her for having livestock in city limits. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted February 20, 2022 Author Share Posted February 20, 2022 On 2/18/2022 at 7:39 PM, Silentpoet said: One of the welding leathers I looked at had a review that said they bought it to give their cat a bath. Actually the one I bought. Quote Jerry Gill 5.0 out of 5 stars Very versatile Reviewed in the United States on September 3, 2019 Size: LargeVerified Purchase Ok I have to admit I’m not a welder, so why buy a welders coat.? Well it’s a little complicated but there are other ways this coat can be of great usefulness namely washing your cat. Yes, yes I know you are not supposed to wash cats. However my wonderful “large” cat has problems in the litter and must be partially washed a couple of times a month. Now my girl takes exception to this by clawing anywhere she can and she can! So on goes the coat the cat gets washed and I survive till the next time. A plus I look awesome and love that real leather smell. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 why on Earth would i be Unarmed? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted February 21, 2022 Author Share Posted February 21, 2022 7 minutes ago, holyjohnson said: why on Earth would i be Unarmed? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 23 minutes ago, Silentpoet said: and i`d do the same to some Damn Grizzly too! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted February 21, 2022 Author Share Posted February 21, 2022 7 minutes ago, holyjohnson said: and i`d do the same to some Damn Grizzly too! Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting..... ....He travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it. Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin and I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black bear has his way with Frank. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip back to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly has his way with Frank. Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered. Now Frank is completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?" 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 On 2/19/2022 at 11:25 AM, Walt Longmire said: I have been chased by moose a few times. I was smart enough to avoid fighting them. We'd be sitting around the fire, at my buddy's camp in N.Central Pa, mostly smashed, and an elk would just walk out into the middle of us. Chewing on a gnaw, or something. Walk right through the middle of us, in no big hurry, stop, look at us, and keep going. He didn't care. And none of us moved a muscle. They are waaay bigger up-close. Sometimes they'd come through, in the middle of the day, with our little kids around, in no big hurry, stop, look at us, and just go snaps all off on the garbage cans, or someones car. "Dude! That's my car!" "Let him have it." Once he pushed your car all off sideways, or tilting in a ditch, he'd stop, in no big hurry, and stroll off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted February 21, 2022 Author Share Posted February 21, 2022 28 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: We'd be sitting around the fire, at my buddy's camp in N.Central Pa, mostly smashed, and an elk would just walk out into the middle of us. Chewing on a gnaw, or something. Walk right through the middle of us, in no big hurry, stop, look at us, and keep going. He didn't care. And none of us moved a muscle. They are waaay bigger up-close. Sometimes they'd come through, in the middle of the day, with our little kids around, in no big hurry, stop, look at us, and just go snaps all off on the garbage cans, or someones car. "Dude! That's my car!" "Let him have it." Once he pushed your car all off sideways, or tilting in a ditch, he'd stop, in no big hurry, and stroll off. About thirty miles from here is a place you can view the local elk herd. You can see them at sometimes closer than hunting distance. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 8 minutes ago, Silentpoet said: About thirty miles from here is a place you can view the local elk herd. You can see them at sometimes closer than hunting distance. In the valley. You can hunt them now, since, (I don't know. A long while ago.) But you need a lottery-permit and a private guide. I don't know what it takes to be a guide, but I've met a lot of them. Everyone who lives there knows where the elk are. Where they'll be, at each time, every day. So... the guide is getting paid anyway.... If you're a dick, you ain't gonna get an elk. If not, they'll show you an elk in 30 minutes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 My friend had an old vacuum-cleaner hose. Whipped it around, over his head at night. It made a haunting howl sound. Made all the yotes around go crazy. And made (if it was that time of the year) the elk come right out. Now, you already challenged them. They'll **** up your buddy's car and all the garbage cans and scatter you from the fire. Good times. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 Periwinkles are mean! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnfalman Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 I should be able to take on a guppy out of water. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC Tiger Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 If the rat/cat is attacking, I might stand a chance. But I am never gonna catch that damn thing if it scurries. And no human being on this earth is gonna whip a chimpanzee's ass. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted February 22, 2022 Author Share Posted February 22, 2022 6 hours ago, SC Tiger said: If the rat/cat is attacking, I might stand a chance. But I am never gonna catch that damn thing if it scurries. And no human being on this earth is gonna whip a chimpanzee's ass. This sounds like a job for the one, the only: 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 I got my ass kicked by a Ground Squirrel in Yellowstone when I was a kid. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC Tiger Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 19 hours ago, Silentpoet said: This sounds like a job for the one, the only: "He might win the entire war by himself, or he might strip naked and rob all of your Burger Kings. With Florida Man, you just never know." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 This guy tried to take my cookies. Pushed the window down and stuck his head in. Mom and dad bailed out the other side. I was still belted in the little booster seat. She didn’t grab me but she found time to grab the camera. He would have won. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostinTexas Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 12 minutes ago, Batesmotel said: This guy tried to take my cookies. Pushed the window down and stuck his head in. Mom and dad bailed out the other side. I was still belted in the little booster seat. She didn’t grab me but she found time to grab the camera. He would have won. Well, Priorities, and all that kind of stuff, don't ya know. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 7 hours ago, Batesmotel said: This guy tried to take my cookies. What kind of Cookies? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostinTexas Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 5 minutes ago, holyjohnson said: What kind of Cookies? Does it matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 41 minutes ago, LostinTexas said: Does it matter? Hell Yes! i`ll fight a Bear over Chocolate Chip, but it can keep a Peanut Butter Cookie.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 1 hour ago, holyjohnson said: What kind of Cookies? Ironically, probably a box of animal crackers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 3 minutes ago, Batesmotel said: Ironically, probably a box of animal crackers. So he was out for Revenge... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 Don't mess with hamsters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 18 minutes ago, Batesmotel said: Ironically, probably a box of animal crackers. Especially in a cage match. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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