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The governor of the state I'm in pretty much just shut the state down,  which will surely collapse many businesses.

And they announced,  because doooooooom,  drive-through virus testing sites.  But not just everyone can get tested,  you have to be recommended and approved,  which is surely doooooom. 

And if you test positive:

You have to fill out an unsigned death certificate,  submit your disposal wishes,  and receive a body-bag with registered toe-tag.  Because doooOOOOOoomm!

Wait, what?  No?

Go home and treat it like the flu?    Doooo.......   aw, dangit.

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2 hours ago, Huaco Kid said:

The governor of the state I'm in pretty much just shut the state down,  which will surely collapse many businesses.

And they announced,  because doooooooom,  drive-through virus testing sites.  But not just everyone can get tested,  you have to be recommended and approved,  which is surely doooooom. 

And if you test positive:

You have to fill out an unsigned death certificate,  submit your disposal wishes,  and receive a body-bag with registered toe-tag.  Because doooOOOOOoomm!

Wait, what?  No?

Go home and treat it like the flu?    Doooo.......   aw, dangit.

If you test positive, your toilet paper is forfeit 

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51 minutes ago, tadbart said:

oh reallllllyyy???

 

yella, or spicy? do tell.

I like most of them.  Depends on what I'm eating.    If it's a boar i shore....then a rustic French mustard such as those course ground mustards of the Burgundy region or perhaps a nice Duseldorf mustard.      If it's beef then perhaps a garlic based mustard such as those from Dijon that is a little creamier.     If it's a sausage then perhaps a solid spicy brown mustard.  Cold cuts...perhaps an English style of yellow mustard.  Depends on the cuts.

You can easily make your own mustard and there are no limits.   I once made a nice mustard with jalapenos from the garden.

 

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1 hour ago, Historian said:

I like most of them.  Depends on what I'm eating.    If it's a boar i shore....then a rustic French mustard such as those course ground mustards of the Burgundy region or perhaps a nice Duseldorf mustard.      If it's beef then perhaps a garlic based mustard such as those from Dijon that is a little creamier.     If it's a sausage then perhaps a solid spicy brown mustard.  Cold cuts...perhaps an English style of yellow mustard.  Depends on the cuts.

You can easily make your own mustard and there are no limits.   I once made a nice mustard with jalapenos from the garden.

 

Interesting! I never considered such a project! Had a really great spicy horseradishy mustard at a German place in Charleston. This gives me ideas, since we're all gonna be cooped up for the foreseeable future, anyhow.

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Went to town at 5:30 am since it was such a zoo yesterday when I rolled through the lot. Heard they were out of all the basics anyway. Well they open at 5. Was hardly anyone in there other than the night stockers and a couple other early risers. I saw one lady with a pack of tp in her cart. When I strolled down the tp aisle, there was 3 packages on the shelf. I went for baking stuff and was successful in getting what I wanted and also picked up some pasta, canned goods, kleenex and a pack of diapers for my GD. Also bought a frozen turkey and stuffing mix and the usual fruits and veggies while I was there. Spoke with a guy who came up from Homer to shop for stuff for his family. He said the Homer stores were wiped out. No tp, no baby wipes, no diapers, no flour, pasta and on and on. He was happy to see some stuff on the shelves here. I know a couple of the night stockers and was told that a lot of their orders are not being filled right now. 

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14 hours ago, holyjohnson said:

There closing Bars in Boston....

 

this could actually be the End...

The end of Boston?

I suppose you could park in the lot and they might bring you drinks to you...………….  Maybe not.

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1 hour ago, PPQer said:

If Obama had proposed to give every American $1k, how loud would the criticisms from the right wing be?  With Trump, it will be called genius.  That's stupid.

The only thing that can save us now is socialism!!

You get a check!  And, you get a check!  Everyone gets a check!!!

They're gonna send checks for parents to use for daycare.  Because the schools are closed.  So the kids don't spread it.  So all the kids will to go to daycare,  where they'll be safe!

Will I get a check if I get the flu next year?

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Close the restaurants,  restrict travel and quarantine everyone!

Then be fair and bail out all the businesses,  all air, rail and bus companies.  The car companies already have their hands out and the casinos are right behind them.  Once our government exclusively pays everyone for everything,  Grandma won't have to die anymore!

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3 hours ago, janice6 said:

The end of Boston?

I suppose you could park in the lot and they might bring you drinks to you...………….  Maybe not.

if anyplace was to have a Drive-Thru Bar, its Boston.

member what happened when they Taxed Tea?

maybe sober they will notice all the Taxes...

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6 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said:

Close the restaurants,  restrict travel and quarantine everyone!

Then be fair and bail out all the businesses,  all air, rail and bus companies.  The car companies already have their hands out and the casinos are right behind them.  Once our government exclusively pays everyone for everything,  Grandma won't have to die anymore!

Won't be too long and some will become used to getting money for nothing.  Then the elections including a Socialist.

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