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1 hour ago, minervadoe said:

There was no zombie apocalypse.

My 'smart' thermostat may someday be subject to government controls. 

1984 happened around 2020. 

I can now wear a mask into a bank.  Which reminds me that getting SWAT'ed now has nothing to do with flys, mosquitos or any other annoying winged pests.

I now know that the swamp refers to Washington D.C. 

I smile under my mask when I enter a liquor store while packing heat.

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15 hours ago, Walt Longmire said:

We were supposed to have flying cars by the 90's according to my teachers in the 60's. Of course we were supposed to have been out of oil by then also. I didn't put much faith in what they were telling me back then. They all seemed to be full of two things. Themselves and crap.

Some things never change, it seems. 

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5 hours ago, minervadoe said:

That pretty much sums up my pet peeve with academics.  They are not capable of being objective because most of them are drunk on power.

Well, one thing that did come true (and then was improved on) was the Dick Tracy wrist radio and the Star Trek communicator.  I never imagined several generations of people becoming addicted to miniaturized communicators, though.

I wonder if that pen from The Man From U.N.C.L.E. that can scramble a man's brain exists (yet).  Or if a genetically modified dog (like Astro from The Jetson's) that can almost talk is around yet.  And, yes, thankfully, I never stumbled into a batch of quicksand.  But, regretably, never found vines that you could swing on (like in a Tarzan movie).

Haven’t found my Jane of the Jungle yet. 

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10 hours ago, aomagrat said:

I thought we'd all be driving around in homemade armored vehicles, wearing spikey homemade armor, wielding homemade weapons, and fighting each other for the last drop of gasoline by now.

This. I'm just glad we won the First Cold War.

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56 minutes ago, MO Fugga said:

They lied to me too. I almost never get offered free sex or drugs like they said would happen in Jr. high.

 

16 minutes ago, GT4494 said:

Been married 43 years and I still don't get these offered..  ??

Come hang around.

You can have the surplus.

9 minutes ago, Walt Longmire said:

The kind of sex you'd be offered for free, you likely wouldn't want.

That's rule #1.

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