Cougar_ml Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 25 minutes ago, Silentpoet said: I wonder if he'd still be able to talk with his hands tied behind his back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Cougar_ml said: I wonder if he'd still be able to talk with his hands tied behind his back. I'd give you a dollar if you tried to do that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar_ml Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Silentpoet said: I'd give you a dollar if you tried to do that. I wonder if I gave him half a dollar he would let me. Much less involved to just pay someone half rather than try being greedy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Huaco Kid Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 I taught this little part of America to play the recorder (they just had flute-o-phones; dumb americans) I was supposed to do the National Anthem for the school talent day. But I was dressed like Herman Munster, so they shut me off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 I haven't put my Lion King on yootube yet, but, boy, it's good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 The recorder doesn't come from your lips. it comes from the bottom part of your neck. Right where the cigarettes go. That's why me and Satchmo can only do it. You should hear me sing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 And that Picard guy. He was blowing from his lips. dumb american. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 And you can't play the recorder, and just have piano music come out of nowhere! That never happens. And you can't just sit on a stairways-going-nowhere. Even in all the galaxy, they don't do that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 I've got this skull-shaped clay-thing from Mexico (Dia de los Muertos), that you can make the same music from with three finger-holes, and one thumb-hole. So I just go around blowing skull all day. They call it "El Lian-o de Kingo". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Exit light, Enter night, Take my hand. We're off to Never-Never land. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Now I've got Iggy Pop bookmarked. Why would that even happen? I'm looking directly at youse guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 So now, the cat's coming around. Metallica woke him up. He wants creamers. He's 150 in people-years, so I give him all the creamers he wants. I get them from the hotels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 He can't actually hear Metallica. Because he's 150 years old. But I can tell he likes it. Sounds like creamers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Now his name is Catallica! Because he rocks! And has big hair! and eats creamers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 I dub he Unforgiven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Now he left. I don't think he'll be back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Maybe the little cat will show up. We'll give her a new name. She can't even hear Metallica. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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