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16 hours ago, Ricordo said:

I had this morning the odd, nagging  concern about when I first joined the internet gun forum community. So I do a search and find that it seems that I first joined a forum in 2003. At the time I was known as 'jehzsa', only two usernames ever used, that one and 'Ricordo' only used here. 

Seems funny because I would have thought that I first joined, somewhere, in 1998 or 1999 - perhaps earlier.  There's a forum that shows me as registering in 1969 but that was due to a glitch in a reprogramming effort in that particular forum. 

Can anybody kindly let me know if there is some app or website that can tell me when the username 'jehzsa' first showed-up in the internet?

IAT

Are you drunk or stoned? I stayed at a holiday day inn last night and I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about. Stay frosty pooky. 

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An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender says to him, ‘You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time.’ The Irishman replies, ‘Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I’m here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days we all drank together.
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way. He orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, ‘I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss.’
The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a lights dawns in his eye and he laughs. ‘Oh, no, ‘ he says, ‘Everyone is fine. I’ve quit drinking but my brothers haven’t.

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