janice6 Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 On 12/30/2021 at 5:13 PM, Schmidt Meister said: Whole engineering class got a homework problem wrong. We asked the Professor to do it for us to see where we made our mistake. He did it three times with three different answers. He said that it didn't matter! He had his PhD and we didn't! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 On 1/3/2022 at 8:58 AM, Schmidt Meister said: Ain't it the truth!! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted January 7, 2022 Author Share Posted January 7, 2022 New Salesman A Young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota." Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd give him a shot, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales floor. "How many customers bought something from you today?" The kid frowns and looks at the floor and mutters, "One". The boss says "Just ONE?!! Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. That will have to change, and soon, if you'd like to continue your employment here. We have very strict standards for our sales force here in Florida. One sale a day might have been acceptable in North Dakota, but your not on the farm anymore, son. The kid took his beating, but continued to look at his shoes, so the boss felt kinda bad for chewing him out on his first day. He asked (semi-sarcastically), "So, how much was your one sale for?" The kid looks up at his boss and says "$101,237.65". The boss, astonished, says, $101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?" The kid says, "Well, first, I sold him some new fish hooks. Then I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks. The I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so i took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4 x 4 Expedition." The Boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a TRUCK?" The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing'" 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted January 12, 2022 Author Share Posted January 12, 2022 Araucana’s and Americana's are the most well known of the colored egg layers but there are quite a few breeds that lay eggs that cover a good bit of the color spectrum. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted January 18, 2022 Author Share Posted January 18, 2022 Otto Mears Toll Road at Rocky Point, between Ouray and Silverton, CO - Circa 1890's Ouray Stagecoach Crossing Bridge between Ouray and Silverton, CO - Circa 1890's 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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railfancwb Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 On 1/16/2022 at 1:20 AM, Schmidt Meister said: Will each booster baptism require payment for another indulgence? If so, soon twice a year won’t be frequent enough. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted January 18, 2022 Author Share Posted January 18, 2022 The 'Subway' portion of the Virgin River in Zion National Rark, UT. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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