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Schmidt Meister Posted January 26, 2022 Author Share Posted January 26, 2022 An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called, and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile elderly lady. He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: 1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel chain and collar. 2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose. 3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the phone rang. 4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate on himself and the ground. 5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring. Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted January 27, 2022 Author Share Posted January 27, 2022 Have you heard this new one by Kid Rock. I'm not a Kid Rock fan but at least he understands that people have had enough. WARNING: EXPLICIT LYRICS - NSFW OR KIDS. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted January 27, 2022 Author Share Posted January 27, 2022 ROFLMOAO !! See ya Neil, I bet you thought that was gonna turn out different, lol. Spotify Is Removing Neil Young’s Music After Singer Gave Ultimatum for Platform to Choose Him or Joe Rogan https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/01/spotify-removing-neil-youngs-music-singer-gave-ultimatum-platform-choose-joe-rogan/ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 22 minutes ago, Schmidt Meister said: ROFLMOAO !! See ya Neil, I bet you thought that was gonna turn out different, lol. Spotify Is Removing Neil Young’s Music After Singer Gave Ultimatum for Platform to Choose Him or Joe Rogan https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/01/spotify-removing-neil-youngs-music-singer-gave-ultimatum-platform-choose-joe-rogan/ What the Hell is Spotify, and furthermore............................ IDGAS 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted January 27, 2022 Author Share Posted January 27, 2022 10 minutes ago, DAKA said: What the Hell is Spotify, and furthermore............................ IDGAS Spotify is one of the leading music/streaming sites, I guess. I'm not a member and I don't do all those apps and streaming services. The reason I posted this is because I thought it was hilarious that Neil Young thought he could force Spotify to remove Joe Rogan, who has the #1 podcast on their site, and it turned out badly for him, which is, again, hilarious to me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cougar_ml Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 4 hours ago, Schmidt Meister said: Have you heard this new one by Kid Rock. I'm not a Kid Rock fan but at least he understands that people have had enough. WARNING: EXPLICIT LYRICS - NSFW OR KIDS. Has Kid Rock ever put out a song that wasn't NSFW? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 4 hours ago, Schmidt Meister said: Have you heard this new one by Kid Rock. I'm not a Kid Rock fan but at least he understands that people have had enough. WARNING: EXPLICIT LYRICS - NSFW OR KIDS. NSFW or KIDS? You have never taught 3rd grade. I thought sailors and diesel mechanics were bad. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted January 27, 2022 Author Share Posted January 27, 2022 15 minutes ago, Cougar_ml said: Has Kid Rock ever put out a song that wasn't NSFW? I have only heard a few of his songs ... I'm not one of his fans but from the way you put that, I assume he is a proficient user of profanity, lol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted January 27, 2022 Author Share Posted January 27, 2022 7 minutes ago, Batesmotel said: NSFW or KIDS? You have never taught 3rd grade. I thought sailors and diesel mechanics were bad. ROFL. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted January 27, 2022 Author Share Posted January 27, 2022 Might as well unload a few other Star Wars memories as well ... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted January 27, 2022 Author Share Posted January 27, 2022 Steam Locomotive at the Luraville, FL Depot. The Live Oak & Gulf Railway Co. Line, built by George F. Drew, ran from Live Oak to Luraville and the Suwannee River - 1895 - Line extended to Mayo in 1901. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted January 27, 2022 Author Share Posted January 27, 2022 As a cake freak, I have a question ... what happened to the 8th slice ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 On 1/25/2022 at 6:12 PM, Schmidt Meister said: They get shipped to Mexico. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Schmidt Meister said: As a cake freak, I have a question ... what happened to the 8th slice ? Must be taxes. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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