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A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his justification.
The man slowly rose from his chair and replied...
"Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or the machine?"

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I have recently decided it might be in my best interest to go easy on Nancy Pelosi. She is very old and someday soon will be facing the Almighty God that she professes to believe in as an "ardent catholic." A God who embraces the good and punishes the evil for all of eternity. Maybe I shouldn't judge her. He will judge her soon enough. The thought of that brings one thought to mind, does botox sizzle or does it just smolder?

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Grand Funk Railroad - Don't Let 'Em Take Your Gun
Ohhh, people why don't you come in here and let me talk to you a while.
That's right, step right up and listen to a concerned citizen speak his piece.
I'll tell you a little something that my daddy told to me.
My basic fundamentals if you want to be free.
'cause son, there's something wrong internally.
So, if you want your freedom son.
Don't want your country to be overrun.
You got to keep america number one.
[Chorus]
My daddy told me "son, don't let 'em take your gun.
That's what they tryin' to do.
Son, don't let 'em take your gun.
They're takin' your bill of rights away from you."
My daddy said "son, don't let 'em take your gun.
That's what they tryin' to do.
Son, don't let 'em take your gun.
Don't let 'em take your gun away from you."
Ohhh, this year is our anniversary.
Two hundred years, people we've been free.
Won't be nobody takin' over our land.
If everybody's brother's got a gun in his hand.
I'm tellin' you we learned to fight for justice.
We're willing to die for freedom.
Hand in hand.
You got to understand.
We are american men.
 
 
 
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1 hour ago, railfancwb said:

Australians were persuaded - forced - to give up their guns after a mass shooting. Now look at them. 

Amen, brother, being rounded up like stray dogs and put in pens. I'm constantly seeing stories from Australia and New Zealand that just make a free man insane ... here's one that blew my mind and it's really not a huge deal ... but it is.

https://www.nationandstate.com/2021/09/21/police-bust-gang-members-with-car-trunk-full-of-kfc-takeout-breaching-strict-lockdown/

 

 

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