Rellik Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 You've got bad Breath. You're mother dresses you funny. You're dog is ugly. NEXT 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWARREN123 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Your sister has bigger balls than you! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rellik Posted April 17, 2020 Author Share Posted April 17, 2020 15 minutes ago, DWARREN123 said: Your sister has bigger balls than you! Is dat pre-op, or post op? ????? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostinTexas Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Yo mommas so fat that when she falls down nobody laughs, but the ground sure cracks up! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampfox762 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 You’re not pretty enough to be this stupid. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. You’re so inbred you might as well be a sandwich. You’ll never need birth control with a personality like that. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rellik Posted April 17, 2020 Author Share Posted April 17, 2020 18 minutes ago, LostinTexas said: Gomez! My personal hero! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Rellik said: Gomez! My personal hero! He is good at picking a wife too! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minervadoe Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Mama used to say, "I'm going to slap you silly." Papa would say, "I'm going to give you a piock." He was Italian. It meant slapped with the back of the hand. Both were said in jest. Nowadays, we'd just open a can of 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 The worst punishment in my house was to have your "smarts" questioned. Nothing worse than to believe you did a stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ASH Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 yo woman is so fat you got to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. her belt size is equator she so fat she cut her leg and bled gravy . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWARREN123 Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 I have known a lot of smart people but you ain't one of them son! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrango Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Your Momma is so fat, that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 5 hours ago, DWARREN123 said: Your sister has bigger balls than you! I heard she spent more time on a matrress than a sheet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 57 minutes ago, Wrango said: Your Momma is so fat, that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house! Heard she was so ugly she made a train take a dirt road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 2 hours ago, holyjohnson said: Dang. You...went....there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 5 hours ago, Rellik said: Gomez! My personal hero! I just stole that for a meeting next week. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Historian said: Dang. You...went....there. i wont have the way my Mom dresses my Questioned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadbart Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 I refuse to have a battle of wits with you. I will not fight an unarmed man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 16 hours ago, holyjohnson said: That was a marvelous story! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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