Absurd Things That Are Funny

[Moshe]

So, the lap top was moved to the table.  Right beside the menorah.  I am staring at the backside of the 10 Commandments and the sticker on the back of the Commandments it says, "Made in China."

[kerbie18]

Hell, I've seen American flags that said "Made in China". I thought that was funny.

[Huaco Kid]

Two robustly obese angry women having a slow-mo sumo match over the last scooter in walmart.

(today)

[railfancwb]

Hell, I've seen American flags that said "Made in China". I thought that was funny.

Those Harbor Freight sells are made in China. Physically good quality.


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[Moshe]

I remember when they issued new uniforms from AL Gore's company, as the originals said, "Hecho de Mexico,"  Somehow the powers that be did not find VF Solutions outsourcing amusing. 

[Dric902]

12 minutes ago, Moshe said:

I remember when they issued new uniforms from AL Gore's company, as the originals said, "Hecho de Mexico,"  Somehow the powers that be did not find VF Solutions outsourcing amusing. 

Hahahahahahaha

thats hilarious

 

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[Ricordo]

Caller id showed "Scam Call".

At least they're honest...

[Duluth]

Braille on the buttons of the ATM machine at the bank drive thru.

[ASH]

hotdogs and buns , they need to match  when you buy

[ASH]

On 7/15/2019 at 12:59 AM, Presguy said:

I don't even remember the context, but the other day, I heard someone say: "That's about as useful as a walk in microwave".

I'm saving that line, and I hope to use it myself soon.

my go  to saying is  " thats like a monkey effing a football .

 

me and wife went out to eat other night ,we were standing outside , there was a couple  and the dude said look there is a one legged cat in the bushes  and his lady friend said  where ?? we laughed hard on that one 

[Moshe]

On 7/16/2019 at 9:44 PM, Presguy said:

I always just thought that's what you called sportbike riders, cause that what it looks like.

No, that is for anything that is FUBARED.  Or, if you, prefer Fakakta. 

Edited July 18, 2019 by Moshe

[jmohme]

The tiny print on the ear piece of my eye glasses that I cant read without my glasses on

[Maser]

 

[Moshe]

On 7/14/2019 at 6:13 PM, Dric902 said:

Hahahahahahaha

thats hilarious

 

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It shows your government at work.  That was also back in the day, where your boots were supposed to be polished, your brass keepers polished, and your uniform pressed before going out into the brush.  That way you could be a shiny glowing beacon during the day.  Sort of an Anti-Statue of Liberty that illegals could see the glare for miles.  Day shift was a waste.   But, night was more fun.  More apprehensions.