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I don't believe it. The rules of arithmetic precedence of operators states that one performs division and multiplication from left to right and then subtraction and addition from left to right.

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9 hours ago, Huaco Kid said:

I guess you've never seen daytime TV.

Or late-late night infomercials.

People get paid a lot of money to sell to these demographics.

My bedtime is 2:30 AM.

I spend my TV time jumping from one preposterous commercial to another.  You can't escape from them at that late hour.

I used to wonder just who was stupid enough to buy that crap!  Then I started to notice that my next door neighbor was showing up with the same crap!  I guess it's OK though, He told me that he rode the short bus instead of high school.  I have found every reason to believe him.

 

Added: just in case you think I am BS'ing you, he takes his gutters down in the fall and re-installs them in the spring...…………………………………...

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4 hours ago, Eric said:

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Nicely done, guys!  Didn't I just read about an attempted drive-by in the Windy City where the right-seater scored a headshot on his driver, killing him?  The lot of them must have gone to the same tactical school.

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5 hours ago, Cubdriver said:

Nicely done, guys!  Didn't I just read about an attempted drive-by in the Windy City where the right-seater scored a headshot on his driver, killing him?  The lot of them must have gone to the same tactical school.

-Pat

Wow, I was just imagining what would happen to those idiots in the video if they had guns. 

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7 hours ago, railfancwb said:

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If one has enough shopping bags and a hat with a super wide brim, one need not wear a helmet to ride a motorcycle.
 

"What's in YOUR britches?"

"We don't call it a moneymaker for nothing."

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4 hours ago, pipedreams said:

Wow, I was just imagining what would happen to those idiots in the video if they had guns. 

Found it:

https://wqad.com/2019/07/26/driver-dies-in-botched-drive-by-shooting-passenger-charged/

Darwin wins!  Shame it couldn't have been a twofer with a ricochet from the A or B pillar taking out th shooter, too, but half is better than none.

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Mathematics: Brilliant!!
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined IQ of nearly 400 and combined total of 70 yrs. expMy erience…
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
Even some Marines have figured it out.

This is a strictly..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. Its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.




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5 minutes ago, railfancwb said:

Mathematics: Brilliant!!
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined IQ of nearly 400 and combined total of 70 yrs. expMy erience…
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
Even some Marines have figured it out.

This is a strictly..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. Its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.




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WORD!

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27 minutes ago, railfancwb said:

Mathematics: Brilliant!!
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined IQ of nearly 400 and combined total of 70 yrs. expMy erience…
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
Even some Marines have figured it out.

This is a strictly..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. Its the Bull**** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.




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That’s not mathematics, that’s numerology

and strangely very accurate

 

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