Moshe Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 1 minute ago, Dric902 said: I would not want to see J. Edgar naked . You prefer him styling in a Gingham dress? LOL He was a well known cross-dresser before it was suddenly something to fly above the Commiefornia Capital. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 Loud fart gives away suspect's hiding spot, leads to arrest http://www.fox9.com/news/loud-fart-gives-away-suspect-s-hiding-spot-leads-to-arrest Didn't give his TBS moniker. Anybody want to claim it? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, Moshe said: You prefer him styling in a Gingham dress? LOL He was a well known cross-dresser before it was suddenly something to fly above the Commiefornia Capital. https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/five-myths-about-j-edgar-hoover/2011/11/07/gIQASLlo5M_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.d7b09ef87682 Dorothy Lamour was pretty hot 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, Paul53 said: http://www.fox9.com/news/loud-fart-gives-away-suspect-s-hiding-spot-leads-to-arrest The suspect is no longer employed by the company, according to a statement issued by Taco Bell. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/five-myths-about-j-edgar-hoover/2011/11/07/gIQASLlo5M_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.d7b09ef87682 Dorothy Lamour was pretty hot Didn’t she have several inventions and patents of note?Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubdriver Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 I think you're thinking of Hedy Lamarr re the patents and inventions. Frequency hopping springs immediately to mind. -Pat 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshe Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Dric902 said: https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/five-myths-about-j-edgar-hoover/2011/11/07/gIQASLlo5M_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.d7b09ef87682 Dorothy Lamour was pretty hot 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 I like Lamour much better. Did you get those pics from the above top secret black file that you have access to? . 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 23 hours ago, railfancwb said: But there might have been another branch of Kennedys Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk There is another branch, they just spell it differently.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, KWalrad said: There is another branch, they just spell it differently.... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 5 hours ago, Eric said: From the Twizzler Drive Shaft Company? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 5 hours ago, Moshe said: Especially Fish Tacos, and the corn in the cup. Corn in the cup? C'mon, Man! Don't you live in Texas? Weren't you Border Patrol? It's called "Elote" Vato. Jeez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Dric902 said: I would not want to see J. Edgar naked . Oddly enough, It's not as bad as one would think. Hueco may still have the photos... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 He stole my bic lighter. It was blue. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshe Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 33 minutes ago, KWalrad said: Corn in the cup? C'mon, Man! Don't you live in Texas? Weren't you Border Patrol? It's called "Elote" Vato. Jeez. Not the store in Laredo. That was it's name it was very popular. I tried like hell to reproduce it. Not a chance. Anyway that town called their burritos mariachis. I thought they were messing with the new guy, but locally because the first taco, burrito place was called Mariachis, they will ignore you in English or Spanish until you ask for a 'Mariachi.' Weird place, weird names. Not my fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshe Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 51 minutes ago, KWalrad said: There is another branch, they just spell it differently.... And though they are together, each has their own sack mates. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshe Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 49 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: Can you imagine waking up to that? She looks like a white Lorena Bobbitt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Moshe said: Can you imagine waking up to that? She looks like a white Lorena Bobbitt. If I was married to her I would want that cut off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gwalchmai Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 11 hours ago, Moshe said: Can you imagine waking up to that? She looks like a white Lorena Bobbitt. She looks like a cross between Hillary Clinton and Webb Hubbell. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshe Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 (edited) 39 minutes ago, pipedreams said: They do. However, the premise is humanity is somehow evolving in a superior way is false. Intellectuals have stopped having children or have very few. Whereas undereducated/and/or criminal populations are having kids like to propagate. Edited July 11, 2019 by Moshe 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC Tiger Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 18 hours ago, Eric said: Either the engine stopped and the wheels didn't, or the wheels stopped and the engine didn't. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 https://oldnfo.org/2019/07/10/snerk-26/ Got these over the transom from an old shipmate… Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek 10. Noisy doors. You can’t walk three feet in a starship without some door whooshing or screeching at you. My office building has automatic sliding doors. They’re dead silent. If those doors went “wheet!” every time a person walked through them, about once a month some guy in accounting would snap and go on a shooting rampage. Sorry Scotty, the IEEE has revoked your membership until you learn to master WD-40 9. The Federation. This organization creeps me out. A planet-wide government that runs everything, and that has abolished money. A veritable planetary DMV. Oh sure, it looks like a cool place when you’re rocketing around in a Federation Starship, but I wonder how the guy driving a Federation dump truck feels about it? And everyone has to wear those spandex uniforms. Here’s an important fact: Most people, you don’t want to see them in spandex. You’d pay good money to not have to see them. If money hadn’t been abolished, that is. So you’re screwed. 8. Reversing the Polarity. For cripes sake Giordi, stop reversing the polarity of everything! It might work once in a while, but usually it just screws things up. I have it on good authority that the technicians at Starbase 12 HATE that. Every time the Enterprise comes in for its 10,000 hour checkup, they’ve gotta go through the whole damned ship fixing stuff. “What happened to the toilet in Stateroom 3?” “Well, the plumbing backed up, and Giordi thought he could fix it by reversing the polarity.” Between Scotty’s poor lubrication habits and Geordi’s damned polarity reversing trick, it’s a wonder the Enterprise doesn’t just spontaneously explode whenever they put the juice to it. 7. Seatbelts. Yeah, I know this one is overdone, but you’d think that the first time an explosion caused the guy at the nav station to fly over the captain’s head with a good 8 feet of clearance, someone would say, “You know, we might think of inventing some furutistic restraining device to prevent that from happening.” So of course, they did make something like that for the second Enterprise (the first one blew up due to poor lubrication), but what was it? A hard plastic thing that’s locked over your thighs. Oh, I’ll bet THAT feels good in the corners. “Hey look! The leg-bars worked as advertised! There goes Kirk’s torso!” 6. No fuses. Every time there’s a power surge on the Enterprise the various stations and consoles explode in a shower of sparks and throw their seatbelt-less operators over Picard’s head. If we could get Giordi to stop reversing the polarity for a minute, we could get him to go shopping at the nearest Starship parts store and pick up a few fuses. And while he’s shopping, he could stop at an intergalactic IKEA and pick up a few chairs for the bridge personnel. If you’re going to put me in front of a fuseless exploding console all day, the least you could do is let me sit down. 5. Rule by committee. Here’s the difference between Star Trek and the best SF show on TV last year: Star Trek: Picard: “Arm photon torpedoes!” Riker: “Captain! Are you sure that’s wise?” Troi: “Captain! I’m picking up conflicting feelings about this! And, it appears that you’re a ‘fraidy cat.” Wesley: “Captain, I’m just an annoying punk, but I thought I should say something.” Worf: “Captain, can I push the button? This is giving me a big Klingon warrior chubby.” Giordi: “Captain, I think we should reverse the polarity on them first.” Picard: “I’m so confused. I’m going to go to my stateroom and look pensive.” Firefly: Captain: “Let’s shoot them.” Crewman: “Are you sure that’s wise?” Captain: “Do you know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I’ll BEAT YOU WITH until you realize who’s in command.” Crewman: “Aye Aye, sir!” 4. A Star Trek quiz: Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and ‘Ensign Gomez’ beam down to a planet. Which one isn’t coming back? 3. Technobabble. The other night, I couldn’t get my car to start. I solved the problem by reversing the polarity of the car battery, and routing the power through my satellite dish. The resulting subspace plasma caused a rift in the space-time continuum, which created a quantum tunnelling effect that charged the protons in the engine core, thus starting my car. Child’s play, really. As a happy side-effect, I also now get the Spice Channel for free. 2. The Holodeck. I mean, it’s cool and all. But do you really believe that people would use it to re-create Sherlock Holmes mysteries and old-west saloons? Come on, we all know what the holodeck would be used for. And we also know what the worst job on the Enterprise would be: Having to squeegie the holodeck clean. 1. The Prime Directive. How stupid is this? Remember when Marvin the Martian was going to blow up the Earth, because it obstructed his view of Venus? And how Bugs Bunny stopped him by stealing the Illudium Q36 Space Modulator? Well, in the Star Trek universe, Bugs would be doing time. Probably in a room filled with Roseanne lookalikes wearing spandex uniforms, walking through doors going WHEET! all day. It would be hell. At least until the Kaboom. The Earth-shattering Kaboom 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshe Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 16 minutes ago, Dric902 said: https://oldnfo.org/2019/07/10/snerk-26/ Got these over the transom from an old shipmate… Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek 10. Noisy doors. You can’t walk three feet in a starship without some door whooshing or screeching at you. My office building has automatic sliding doors. They’re dead silent. If those doors went “wheet!” every time a person walked through them, about once a month some guy in accounting would snap and go on a shooting rampage. Sorry Scotty, the IEEE has revoked your membership until you learn to master WD-40 9. The Federation. This organization creeps me out. A planet-wide government that runs everything, and that has abolished money. A veritable planetary DMV. Oh sure, it looks like a cool place when you’re rocketing around in a Federation Starship, but I wonder how the guy driving a Federation dump truck feels about it? And everyone has to wear those spandex uniforms. Here’s an important fact: Most people, you don’t want to see them in spandex. You’d pay good money to not have to see them. If money hadn’t been abolished, that is. So you’re screwed. 8. Reversing the Polarity. For cripes sake Giordi, stop reversing the polarity of everything! It might work once in a while, but usually it just screws things up. I have it on good authority that the technicians at Starbase 12 HATE that. Every time the Enterprise comes in for its 10,000 hour checkup, they’ve gotta go through the whole damned ship fixing stuff. “What happened to the toilet in Stateroom 3?” “Well, the plumbing backed up, and Giordi thought he could fix it by reversing the polarity.” Between Scotty’s poor lubrication habits and Geordi’s damned polarity reversing trick, it’s a wonder the Enterprise doesn’t just spontaneously explode whenever they put the juice to it. 7. Seatbelts. Yeah, I know this one is overdone, but you’d think that the first time an explosion caused the guy at the nav station to fly over the captain’s head with a good 8 feet of clearance, someone would say, “You know, we might think of inventing some furutistic restraining device to prevent that from happening.” So of course, they did make something like that for the second Enterprise (the first one blew up due to poor lubrication), but what was it? A hard plastic thing that’s locked over your thighs. Oh, I’ll bet THAT feels good in the corners. “Hey look! The leg-bars worked as advertised! There goes Kirk’s torso!” 6. No fuses. Every time there’s a power surge on the Enterprise the various stations and consoles explode in a shower of sparks and throw their seatbelt-less operators over Picard’s head. If we could get Giordi to stop reversing the polarity for a minute, we could get him to go shopping at the nearest Starship parts store and pick up a few fuses. And while he’s shopping, he could stop at an intergalactic IKEA and pick up a few chairs for the bridge personnel. If you’re going to put me in front of a fuseless exploding console all day, the least you could do is let me sit down. 5. Rule by committee. Here’s the difference between Star Trek and the best SF show on TV last year: Star Trek: Picard: “Arm photon torpedoes!” Riker: “Captain! Are you sure that’s wise?” Troi: “Captain! I’m picking up conflicting feelings about this! And, it appears that you’re a ‘fraidy cat.” Wesley: “Captain, I’m just an annoying punk, but I thought I should say something.” Worf: “Captain, can I push the button? This is giving me a big Klingon warrior chubby.” Giordi: “Captain, I think we should reverse the polarity on them first.” Picard: “I’m so confused. I’m going to go to my stateroom and look pensive.” Firefly: Captain: “Let’s shoot them.” Crewman: “Are you sure that’s wise?” Captain: “Do you know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I’ll BEAT YOU WITH until you realize who’s in command.” Crewman: “Aye Aye, sir!” 4. A Star Trek quiz: Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and ‘Ensign Gomez’ beam down to a planet. Which one isn’t coming back? 3. Technobabble. The other night, I couldn’t get my car to start. I solved the problem by reversing the polarity of the car battery, and routing the power through my satellite dish. The resulting subspace plasma caused a rift in the space-time continuum, which created a quantum tunnelling effect that charged the protons in the engine core, thus starting my car. Child’s play, really. As a happy side-effect, I also now get the Spice Channel for free. 2. The Holodeck. I mean, it’s cool and all. But do you really believe that people would use it to re-create Sherlock Holmes mysteries and old-west saloons? Come on, we all know what the holodeck would be used for. And we also know what the worst job on the Enterprise would be: Having to squeegie the holodeck clean. 1. The Prime Directive. How stupid is this? Remember when Marvin the Martian was going to blow up the Earth, because it obstructed his view of Venus? And how Bugs Bunny stopped him by stealing the Illudium Q36 Space Modulator? Well, in the Star Trek universe, Bugs would be doing time. Probably in a room filled with Roseanne lookalikes wearing spandex uniforms, walking through doors going WHEET! all day. It would be hell. At least until the Kaboom. The Earth-shattering Kaboom The over arching theme in Star Trek are the women. In Classic it was about the short skirts. In NG, it was all about women in tight fitting spandex. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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