Huaco Kid Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, DrB said: We'd see signs like that on offshoots of the main rivers, while tubing in San Antonio. We'd immediately go down them. We'd also pretty quickly find out why the signs were there. Later, we'd all agree that we were smack-psycho-crazy for doing that. Then, the next day, we'd totally ignore another one. Edited July 13, 2019 by Huaco Kid 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 42 minutes ago, DrB said: You have any pictures in fishnet stockings, high heel shoes and short skirt??? There is a uniform that must be worn......... Dave... You'll have to pry them out of Huaco's cold, dead hands. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 1 hour ago, KWalrad said: You ever need a new cleaning woman, I'm your man! (I specialize in cleaning out liquor cabinets.) One last question on your application.. After you hit up the liquor do you get frisky? I have to know just who I may be hiring.... My current cleaning woman also wants to know if you enjoy being tied up..... I was just thinking she could use some help here.... Dave.. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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railfancwb Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Had to got get some bricks at Home Depot today. No problem getting them home. Who needs a truck?? Dave.. And the rear tire is only flat on the bottomSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 (edited) Edited July 14, 2019 by Dric902 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 2 hours ago, DrB said: One last question on your application.. After you hit up the liquor do you get frisky? I have to know just who I may be hiring.... My current cleaning woman also wants to know if you enjoy being tied up..... I was just thinking she could use some help here.... Dave.. PM (and photos) sent. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 My new wife..... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 24 minutes ago, DrB said: My new wife..... The Rottweiler looks guilty for some reason. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted July 14, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted July 14, 2019 7 minutes ago, janice6 said: The Rottweiler looks guilty for some reason. The Rottweiler looks Photoshopped in. The lighting is weird. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric said: The Rottweiler looks Photoshopped in. The lighting is weird. Ahhh Man you folks are picking apart our wedding photo.... Hahaaa.. Dave 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 At least we have a mobile home to live in. Next year were planning on moving up to a double wide if I get my raise at work to 12.55/hr. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 41 minutes ago, DrB said: My new wife..... Add a dozen or so tattoos and that could have been any one of my weddings. Ahh, the memories.... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 (edited) If the lazy father of her future kid would kick in some support we'd be a living high off the hog. He should be working at the asphalt plant same as me but the bum would rather be at the Dew Drop Inn chasing his cousins around.. Oh and that's his first cousin in the picture.. Edited July 14, 2019 by DrB 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, KWalrad said: Add a dozen or so tattoos and that could have been any one of my weddings. Ahh, the memories.... Are you making fun of me and my new bride... Hahaa 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 1 minute ago, DrB said: Are you making fun of me and my new bride... Hahaa Sadly, no. If there was an '80s Camaro in the drive way and a yellow AMC Pacer up on blocks, I'd swear that was taken in Upstate New York. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, KWalrad said: Sadly, no. If there was an '80s Camaro in the drive way and a yellow AMC Pacer up on blocks, I'd swear that was taken in Upstate New York. How about an old ford tractor with flat tires and a 84 Buick with trees growing up and out through the windows. Does that count? We have some class here with my big job at the asphalt plant and all. I mean we did spring for the Bud Light at the wedding instead of the usual Old Milwaukee.. Edited July 14, 2019 by DrB 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Got to go. The old lady is sleeping and I have a hot date with her sister... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Valmet Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Shows up in my yard every Halloween... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipedreams Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 (edited) "Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it." - Mark Twain Edited July 14, 2019 by pipedreams 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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