tadbart Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 45 minutes ago, KWalrad said: One does not pay a hooker per hour or by day. One pays a hooker TO LEAVE once their purpose has been achieved. ...or so I am told. I dunno- the concept has merit. hear me out. getcha itch scratched, have her cook and clean, scratch that itch again, and then boot her out before the old lady gets home from work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 In El Paso they had a base rate, then extra charges for specials. Handcuffs are an extra hour. If you want them on you, half that. That's all I could make out on the menu outside the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 44 minutes ago, Paul53 said: In El Paso they had a base rate, then extra charges for specials. Handcuffs are an extra hour. If you want them on you, half that. That's all I could make out on the menu outside the door. Just a heads-up.... If their nose is running, they're full. Take a pass and move along to Plan B. When in doubt, hose it out. This Public Service Announcement sponsored by Valtrex. Valtrex, not to be confused with Valspar. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Have to admit I gagged a bit reading this thread. You know how there's people out there who got major foot/feet fetishes and that's literally all they think about all day and night? Well, I'm the opposite of that. Bare feet absolutely disgust me! I could be single with no kids and paired up with the hottest woman on the planet and it would be over for me if I saw her bare feet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 5 hours ago, Maser said: Have to admit I gagged a bit reading this thread. You know how there's people out there who got major foot/feet fetishes and that's literally all they think about all day and night? Well, I'm the opposite of that. Bare feet absolutely disgust me! I could be single with no kids and paired up with the hottest woman on the planet and it would be over for me if I saw her bare feet. So....definitely a “hands/fingers” person . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 6 hours ago, Maser said: Have to admit I gagged a bit reading this thread. You know how there's people out there who got major foot/feet fetishes and that's literally all they think about all day and night? Well, I'm the opposite of that. Bare feet absolutely disgust me! I could be single with no kids and paired up with the hottest woman on the planet and it would be over for me if I saw her bare feet. So, you're a leg man, down to a point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 22 hours ago, Paul53 said: In El Paso they had a base rate, then extra charges for specials. Handcuffs are an extra hour. If you want them on you, half that. That's all I could make out on the menu outside the door. El Paso? Brother, you're on the wrong side of the river. $20 in Juarez will get you a donkey show, half a bottle of mescal, and something that AJAX can't scrub off. ($10 will get you the same thing with a FULL bottle of mescal, only difference is you're IN the donkey show.) Vamanos Muchacho! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 On 6/23/2019 at 7:00 PM, Al Czervik said: I think it is generally accepted that the hooker is already dead and in the trunk. The question then becomes, did you pay in advance for the necrophilia? i believe Alan Turing referred to this as the Hefty bag Conundrum.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 hour ago, KWalrad said: El Paso? Brother, you're on the wrong side of the river. $20 in Juarez will get you a donkey show, half a bottle of mescal, and something that AJAX can't scrub off. ($10 will get you the same thing with a FULL bottle of mescal, only difference is you're IN the donkey show.) Vamanos Muchacho! Muchas gracias mi amigo. This gringo stays North of the Rio Bravo. You see one donkey show, you've seen too many donkey shows. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Some people don’t know what they’re missing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, Dric902 said: Some people don’t know what they’re missing I know what I'm missing in the top shot... Pink Snapper. (But just barely.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 On 6/22/2019 at 7:26 PM, Huaco Kid said: thats the human tree bark man , saw a tv special on him , some kind of genetic abnormality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC Tiger Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 On 6/22/2019 at 7:26 PM, Huaco Kid said: I can fix that.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfost11 Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 (edited) Nevermind, silentpoet beat me to it Edited June 26, 2019 by jfost11 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfost11 Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 On 6/25/2019 at 4:03 PM, Silentpoet said: Haha! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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