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12 minutes ago, railfancwb said:


Why does society, specifically in the States, have an obsession with voting?


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I think it's based upon the false assumption that  people think their opinion counts.

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57 minutes ago, racerford said:

That is dangerous, you could get burned by the back blast. I learned to throw them. They didn't ignite until they were at least 5 feet from you. Way safer for the shooter.  If you were on the receiving end no real difference.

It’s no different than firing a LAW rocket, except we each had to have a loader. The tubes were three or four feet long and we fired them from the shoulder. I never got burnt and they were damned accurate. It was a lot of fun.  

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7 minutes ago, pipedreams said:

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Leave it alone.  Write it off as one of the smartest things you ever said to her (while unconscious). 

NEVER, NEVER, try to repeat, or embellish a moment or a burst of unintended brilliance, when talking with a woman.  You will only make it worse and lose the points you accidentally made.

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This is the 1956 Chrysler Norseman concept car, which was built by Ghia, in Italy. It was on its way to New York in the cargo holds of the SS Andrea Doria, when she was rammed by the Swedish ship MS Stockholm and sank, of the coast of Massachusetts. It took more than a year to build the Norseman and eleven hours for it to go down with the Andrea Doria. 

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He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was flown, sparks flew, and smoke filled the air - but nothing happened. The man was perfectly fine.
 

Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. Somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train. Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon. Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people. The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution. For his final meal, the man requested two bananas. After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was once again unharmed.
 

Well, this of course meant that he was free to go. And once again, he somehow managed to get his old job back. To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people. And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death. On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal: three bananas.
 

"You know what? No," said the executioner. "I've had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I'm not giving you a thing to eat; we're strapping you in and doing this now." Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal. The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was still unharmed. The executioner was speechless.


 

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The man looked at the executioner and said, "Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I'm just a bad conductor."

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On 6/12/2019 at 9:06 PM, Eric said:

Someone is getting in a little trouble.

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Some platoon sergeant is about to have a PFC's ass for breakfast.........

On 6/12/2019 at 9:09 PM, tous said:

So, exactly how does one erect an engine, be it steam, gas or oil?

Show it pictures of nekkid  wimmins?

I once asked how you "excite a generator" - basically getting the magnets charged up so it makes power.  Step 1 was find a copy of Playboy magazine........

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