billkill Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Huaco Kid said: Maybe. I'm not fluent. And ya'll are gay. So, Uaco Id is good. You would have been shot already by now, so it wasn't really a question. I will pronounce it "Uaco Id" with a comically strong Mexican accent from now on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pima Pants Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 This page is not open for further replies. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pima Pants Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 (edited) Do not take the above post seriously. No updates in 4 hours... Edited May 23, 2020 by Pima Pants 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonny Posted May 23, 2020 Author Share Posted May 23, 2020 Shhhh. We need to contain Huaco. Keep him here where he’s safe. (And so are we). 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbie18 Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 Maybe if he has his own thread, he won't brow beat the "random posting" thread into submission. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhookbklyn Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 12 minutes ago, kerbie18 said: Maybe if he has his own thread, he won't brow beat the "random posting" thread into submission. While I suspect that may not the case, I do applaud Zonny for the wonderful idea. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 47 minutes ago, Redhookbklyn said: While I suspect that may not the case, I do applaud Zonny for the wonderful idea. I'm all in. But now, I think the coyotes are getting the little cat. So I can't be here. I've got 9+1 mossberg. But the single-shot .410 snake charmer works on the stupid dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 With little pumpkin balls (I has them), you don't even need to aim it. Just point in the general area, and you always hit the dog. It doesn't even have sights, so that's all you can do. ::A behind-the-back-shot!:: yelp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 The cat probably survived this long. I'm not in a big hurry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 She's up a tree. Or down some groundhog holes we have around. Smart cats do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 Ever put an alka-seltzer in vodka? It gives you a not-headache and drunk at the same time! MmmmMMmmm.... salty! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 If she goes down a hole, and meets a groundhog, she'll probably win. She's got these evil-sharp claws, that don't play. You can't even play with her, like a regular cat, because she always draws blood. ::sssppp.. ssppp..... sppp... kitty-kittty!.....::: ::too late. bleeding:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 9 hours ago, billkill said: I will pronounce it "Uaco Id" with a comically strong Mexican accent from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 Sometimes, the dog's just an *******. We don't know why. You have to stab her, about the face and neck, with the brush. A lot. And you still get no respect. Why are her feet so wet?? How soggy, she shouldn't be soggy, did she get like this? And stab her face with the brush, which is her friend, and you get mock-bit. Bit. Bit. Bit. All chompimg me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 Why are her feet so soggy? Why does she have the biggest nose, evar? She can't see you, but she'll chomp your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 For good measure. And all hher soggy wet feet and face? We don't know. She's a jagoff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 Her nose looks like a Wookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 She's soggy now. Don't know where that came from. She drools. And sleeps down here. So she drools all over your backpack. Puts her face right on it, she likes that. It smells good. All gooey-gay dog. I don't have enough wipes for her drool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 she pretty much attacks coyotes. The cat, I don't know. We'll look later. This dog is as big as a moose. Soggy feet. This nose, foreever. She'll go-off on coyotes. Like, like, really. I think they can't bite her in the face, because they'll just get a mouth-full of hair. Don't know the cat part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 You can say, "Hey! Don't attack the coyotes!" Too late. The dog's gone berserk. We didn't train her, She just invented that part herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrango Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 Hmm, I can't seem to see any of his posts! Is he posting in this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 On 5/23/2020 at 6:47 AM, Wrango said: Hmm, I can't seem to see any of his posts! Is he posting in this thread? Nope. You haven't missed a thing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 http://www.cc.com/episodes/v9cqgd/strangers-with-candy-old-habits---new-beginnings-season-1-ep-101 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 I smell like Irish Spring. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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