Huaco Kid Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 That's pretty messed up. Just pretend you never saw that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 The cat came back. With the claws she has, we knew she would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Little wicked eye-gouging things. We're glad we're not groundhogs. Right now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Crabs like chocolate-chip cookies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Sometimes, if you just randomly shoot bb's into the tree-line, it keeps the coyotes off. Puff! Hit leaves. Puff! Hit leaves. Puff! yelp! Ooh. Hit dawg. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 And! The Red-Tailed-Shark! (not a rainbow shark, they're gay) He's the stud of the tank! But he doesn't do much. Doesn't eat cookies. Or nuthin. He gets dibs on all the food. I think he eats the guppy babies, when I'm not looking. He likes the fake-crableg things I eat, and then he gets really fat. And then he swims around some more. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 He's 3" long, and pretty fat. S0 he can really eat whatever guppy he wants. That's his deal. I don't pay much attention. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 He might fin your eyes out, it you get too close. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 He's, like, five years old. When he dies, I'll feed him to the crabs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 If a crab dies, I''l feed him to the shark. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 It's the circle of life. Who am I? I could feed them to Gene Simmons. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 I smell like teen spirit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 I smell like a really really wet wet soggy dog. Like a pond-dog. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 I smell like KISS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 If you point deodorant at KISS, they go away. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 If you hit KISS with a bb, at the tree-line, their costumes help them not yelp, but it keeps them over the hill. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 You don't want them in your yard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 The last time we went camping, KISS got in our ice-chest and took all the hot-dogs and cheese. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 The Rangers said to bang pots-and-pans, whenever they came around. Didn't really work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Huaco Kid Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 James "Pop" Mecklenberg (Iggy Pop) Nona's loving and occasionally overprotective dad. One of the many adults who feared Artie due to his strange ways until Artie stood up for him against his mortal enemy, John McFlemp. He is very proud of his home and his neighborhood. After the Pumpkin Eater gang was exposed, Mr. Mecklenberg forced the gang to clean the entire neighborhood with cotton swabs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Artie is The Strongest Man In The World!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 (edited) Nona didn't have her cast, in the first half. Then she did. Sometimes, she'd take it off just to scratch her arm, and then put it back on. Edited May 31, 2020 by Huaco Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 "VOTE PETE!" "He takes out the garbage! Scoops the poop! Delivers newspapers!" "He's waaay better than Pete!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Ever let the dog out, just after sunup? And say, "You better not run away! And you'd better come back!" And there's a flock of deer in the backyard? She might be back by Wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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