Huaco Kid Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) Now I'm at the US checkpoint. The guy asks me (camera lights flashed in my face), "Why are you coming into the US?" "You Crazy Dumb %$#@*&^...........!!, You just saw me handcuffed for two hours, ten feet away!!, and you were listening to the radio the whole time!!" I didn't say that. The next words out of his mouth were, "Do you have any firearms in the car?" $#!T! That took another hour. And this dude, actually picked up on it, had my license, and my bio on his computer, and said, "You're not really from Pittsburgh, are you?" "Whaaa?" "Why are you wearing a Red Wings cap?" Whoa. And then they told me to have a nice evening. Edited June 27, 2020 by Huaco Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 The last time I was in northern Vermont, my redneck motel was right next to the 50' foot wide river. There was a bridge, and a booth, but there was no one in it. Because it was night and -20. I stood on the bank and threw rocks at Canada. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 And I hit Canada, with really sharp whipped ones. Even their goalies couldn't stop them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Had a bad normal week. I've got new triple - x marks in my permanent record. And all I did was follow company policy. They hate it when I do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Instead of pontificating upon it, I shall now post a lot of magnificent music, that I have in my collection. Which is calling to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 The cat came back, like, 700 times since then. They do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Here. Choke on this for a couple hours: I'll be back later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Some documentaries said that he had a full-time paramedic team, because he would often actually die, after some shows. They told him he should quit it, but he would make Wednesday's show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 We had better hair, back then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Dick Meatloaf. This band is legendary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 36 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: This band is legendary. They took all the paint off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 It's pretty hard to keep up with. But try. It's, like, high school all, over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 And I know that I've been released But I don't know to where. And nobody's gonna tell me now. And I don't really care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Because two, out of three, ain't bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittpa Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 69 more posts to 10,000 HuacoSent from my iPad using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 (edited) "Uummm... Tim,. Your songs, they deal a lot with with teenage romance, motorcycles , uhhh cars... What kind of first perspective do you have when you write these songs?" "Meatloaf has a semi-truck full of cocaine, wherever we go" Edited August 1, 2020 by Huaco Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Huaco Kid Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 A.O.T. rental rig. It's pretty safe. I'm sure it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Huaco Kid Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 The Cavern Club. "62. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 The young hippies don't seem so enthused. They don't know what they are seeing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 That's not Ringo. Chris got dumped, right about then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Sucks to be him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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