Huaco Kid

[railfancwb]

On 2/16/2021 at 1:27 AM, Huaco Kid said:

David gave me chickenpox when I was 29 years old.

Almost killed me.

Mumps at that age is no good for a male either. 

[Huaco Kid]

And then, for reals, Bob had already met the Lacy Lakeview cops.  They had a real reputation for getting us.  Every day.

Bob said, later,  I wasn't even there,  he shot Barney Rubble.

Only Bob, really, can do this

[Huaco Kid]

Bob was fresh out of the Army.  A Sergent, or something,  a scary guyl

[Huaco Kid]

Bob was a great guy,  fresh ou t of the Army,  with two great kids, and a junkie wife.

[Huaco Kid]

Bob's "friends" owed him drug money.  So he went to get it.

Bob's the coolest, most mellowest guy ever.

(so i didn't know until, like, tomorrow.)

He went to collect his money.  Like an Army guy can.

 

[Huaco Kid]

And the drug guys dissed him off.

Laughed at him.

[MO Fugga]

7 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said:

And the drug guys dissed him off.

Laughed at him.

They leakin'?

[Huaco Kid]

So Bob. had a .38 S&W, stubby, and pointed it at everyone.

And they laughed at him.

So, he shot the TV.

Shot Barney Rubble.

He said it was great, because the tube immediately blew glass out all over the living room, but Barney kept talking for a long time.

So..  all the druggies were blew-off, with glass in their faces.

And Bob left.

[Huaco Kid]

And here's what Bob does.  He's pretty sure of himself.  Only Bob can do this.

After Bob shot the TV,  he immediately walked out,  walked down the block,  walked into the (Lacy Lakeview) police station...

slapped his .38 on the counter, and told everyone the whole story.

I don't know what he was thinking.

[Huaco Kid]

And the cops went up the block,  arrested everyone, for something.

I don't think Bob got his drug money back.

They gave him his gun back.

And Bob's your uncle.

[Huaco Kid]

I was a weeny at the first day of tech-school.  A biker-weenie, so that's top-tier.  As far as the school-wweenies go.

 

[Huaco Kid]

Bob walked in,  in uniform,  and commanded the room.

[Huaco Kid]

The next day, Bob walked into the the class.

There was this psycho girl sitting there.

Bob said, "Excuse me, you're in my seat.  The teacher takes attendance on this."

The girl said, "*&*&*&& You ****(* 999...."

Bob knows this deal.  He's a pro.  He unlaced some profanity that has never been heard in modern society, upon her.

We never saw that girl again

 

[Huaco Kid]

And then Bob was my best friend.

Pretty quick.

[Huaco Kid]

He liked my bike.

[Huaco Kid]

I can,t go into the Bob / Triumph story again.

[Huaco Kid]

Unless you want me to.

[Huaco Kid]

Skip the whole, great, story...

 

Bob's at the bottom of the Brazos.

[Huaco Kid]

Where'd Zonny go?

[Huaco Kid]

Where'd *Ash* go?

(I think I know.)

(but it's ok.  I liked him)

[Huaco Kid]

So once.

I was crushing trees in the pit.   With the caterpillar.  It swiveled in the middle.  This big ******* truck-thing.

I stuck it (this is  really big ******* truck) on a 45* sand slide.

It was tipping over.  If I turned the steering wheel this way, it would tip over.  If I turned the wheel that way, it would tip over.

So I jummped off and told the boss.  That's what college kids do.  So he came and drove the lift right out.

 

[Huaco Kid]

"How did you stick the 'Cat like that?  Were you crushing trees?"

"Nosir."

[ChuteTheMall]

Am I the only one here who isn't sure how to pronounce "huaco?"

[Walt Longmire]

5 hours ago, ChuteTheMall said:

Am I the only one here who isn't sure how to pronounce "huaco?"

Take a stab at it. But not at Huaco. He'll shank ya.

[crockett]

After all those years, I still have no clue who he is and what he does.