Walt Longmire Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 18 hours ago, crockett said: After all those years, I still have no clue who he is and what he does. He is kinda wondering himself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 At TAMU dropzone, had nothing to do with the college, just a bunch of 'toids sharing a common interest. At an approved club. Got really yelled at for pulling -1000'. Student status. Choked on it. Hoo boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 I got to exit directly over the Aggie stadium (on a non game day), in a 50mph blowings, in a "cross country". I had five miles back, I was noob, the other guys has 10 miles back. I landed with my tippy-toes exactly next to the runway (which is totally breaking ALL the rules), while blowing backwards, at 35mph, and then got dragged across the field, for a mile. Best evar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 At AOT, the cessna would go all day. Four jumpers. Most weekends, we had ten, The Twin-Bo. Maybe a couple times per day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 Best is.... we practiced a 10-way. Over. and over. And over. And over. There is a bar over the door. Two guys, grabbing on the bar, upwind. Two guys grabbing on the bar, downwind. Three, or four, squids squirting out, directly in front of the bar. Other guys in the door. But, even though we practiced it ten times, it went right off. I'm first out, hanging on the bar, and the next guy came, hanging on the bar, in perfect science-synchronisity, of which we practiced and learned in physics. And the next guy came out and hunnged on the bar. At our end. And the next guy. And the next guy. So now there's four guys. I could have bailed. Holding on the next guy's harness, as strictly practiced. And dragged a whole door-full of everyone off. Ripped a bunch of people right off. So, because the wing was 1' from my foot, and everyone was still pushing my hand off the bar, I stepped onto the wing. And stood there. The next guy did too. I don't know what jump-run is in a T-Bo. 90?. 80?mph. And then the whole clusterfuck let go. So me, n' the guy went. I remember nothing about the jump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 And then, later, me and n,guy got really, really, really yelled at for standing on the wing. That's the wrongest thing you can do, what pilots say. We had no apologies. They aren't accepted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 I got to stand on the wing of Twin Bonanza airplane. At 13K'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 It was a pretty big FUp. There were monster airplane-blades screaming, ten foot away. If we had fell into those blades............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 BUT YOU CAN'T FALL INTO THE BLADES! You're being blown, at 90mph!, the other direction! I guess you could. If you wanted to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 I saw a guy break his back, showoff swooping. He got, mostly, better. Took years. One guy wrote a poem about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 I was in a two-way with Bart. Texas Bart. My in-passing friend. At, what's the right time. Bart pulled. And Bart pulled. And again, and again, and again. He got his reserve, and landed safely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 I remember making dumb faces at Bart, and pulling. I remember him going from as big as me, to a pinhead, and then microscopic, in, like, .3 seconds. Seeing him struggle and grab, the whole time. He remembered PULL IN ORIENTATION! PULL ON TIME! PULL! And then he had to buy everyone beer. Every FIRST is a beer owning event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 I jumped at small College Station. Ten, twenty, people on a good day. Everyone was best friends with everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 Then I moved to Raleigh. Carolina Sky Sports. 200 people hanging around. 50 people dropping, 50 people on jump run, 100 people climbing to altitude, 50 people landing. I didn't know anyone. It wasn't my style. A dozen jumps, and ended my career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 Actually, what ended my career, was, To make a Bridge-Day (New River Gorge) jump, was a raffle. I won a ticket. Which is a hard-to-do prize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 My wife yelled into my face, "WELL!!! IF YOU WANT TO DIE TWO WEEKS BEFORE YOUR DAUGHTER IS BORN, #$%%^)&$. WELL THEN JUST GO AHEAD, YOU #$%%^@)%^^^^$% $%^%^&&* #$%$^6 #^###$$!!!" So then I was whipped into conformity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 So then, that daughter grew into perfect adulthood, which took all my paychecks, and some beer, which it let me buy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 I can jump off the bridge whenever I want. All day long. But they see you. And you have a good chance of getting caught at the bottom. And then, I don't know you pay a ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 I'd frame that ticket, and hang it on my wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 My first jump at CSS was in a ten-seater.... That group. That group. That guy. That guy. Me. I looked out the door. I saw the airport. Right there. I jumped. But then, I don't know, it took halfway down, when I was just spinning myself into incoherentness... which is good. Noticed all everyone below me going off, not right, which should not even be notable. And we missed the airport. It wasn't even the right airport. It was 20 miles away. Noob. I just followed them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 I followed the guy in front of me. He's surely an experienced expert. All the other parachutes were going on the other side of the highway. We landed in the middle of a HUGE garden, and ol' Oma, was right there, watching us, said, "What the fucks wrong with you?" So we apologized, many times, and she just yelled "Shut the gate when you leave!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 And a van came and got everyone off the highway, and Paul yelled at us for being jerks and doing it. And we said, "Why'd your ******* plane put us out, 20 miles away, at the wrong town???" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 And so then, he bought everyone beer, and then it was jsut a good story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 It was, like, ten hours ago, when I started the build. I can do more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 So. I decided that Winter Is Coming. And I work outside, at altitude, and it sucks, big, magnificently. And was thinking stupid, that I needed a better handwarmers. I've posted on these. I'm the expert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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