Huaco Kid Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 So His Triumph is sitting in the parking lot, (of Bull&Bobs, that's brilliant!) going chug-chug-chug, just idleing, sitting on it's frame. All broke in half. Chug, chug, chug, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 So I don't know. I think it was still there next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 So you can't just leave the bike there. If it's running, the kids will jack it off. Bob's problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 Didn't even deserve it. I'm in calculus. Big noogies. At the end of the class. Minding my math. Right before class is over, Bob shows up. On his 3x12. Gunning it isn't good enough, making everyone immediately look at me, out the window, , so he does a brake-wheelie, and makes his front tire touch the window. 12' long. While I'm sitting in class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: and makes his front tire touch the window. So. Bob's a goner. Probably in the river. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 I memorized calculus. I got an"A". Could'nt even go there, like, three days later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 Calculus is probably in the river. Right where Bob's lobbing those bombs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 I saw a lot of wicked-cool shooting stars, out of the airplane window last night. Nobody saw them but me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Our "poodle" dog was very cute. For a week. Now she's a 5' x 5' poodle dog. You don't want her on your lap. She's not that kind. More like truck kind. All slobbery. The cute wore off a minute ago. She takes up most of the basement when she's here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 She hates the UPS guy, which is why we pay her, I guess. You could probably break into here, in ten seconds, but we'll know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Don't feed her cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 If she jumps completely alll over us, in bed, barking her ass off, someone's probably in the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 And don't give her sushi, either. You don't want that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Sometimes, she's all moosed-out all over the place, and you step near her, and she goes berserk! Bark-attack! Sometimes, you step near her, she doesn't even wake up. stompstompstomp! She don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 She can moose into 10' x 10'. With curly all over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Her paws are as big as my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 All my wife has to do is pull out a pan, upstairs, And the dog runs downstairs to my office. Because, upstairs, she gets allways smacked in the face with all kinds of implements, and spoons, downstairs, she gets to lick plates and fingers. And then, put her 20' x 20' moose all over. Really. You can try it. Curly-kick, curly-kick. She's always here. Won't go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted February 16, 2021 Administrators Share Posted February 16, 2021 Bump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 yay. It would have taken me thousands of pages to find it. And now it'll be omnipresent. But my wind has been drawn. nothing to talk about. The grandkids? no. One grandkid is four, he'll be a NASA engineer. I know. I can tell. The one is three, he'll be an amateur prize-fighter. I know. I can tell. The big brother is going to get his ass beat, for most of his life. The baby is a girl, about 1 now, so the boys will probably spend a lot of their lives getting violently beat with a hockey stick. I'll see to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 The one kid will, scientifically, take things apart, analyze them, and sort them into a specific order. The other one will come along, make a furrowed face, and kick it all into oblivion. And then the first one starts crying. And the second one just stand there, going, "What?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 They come out that way. My daughter's were night and day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 The first one fussed a little bit. We put a nuukie in her mouth. She happily hummed a tune, all night long. The second one fussed, we put a nuukie in her mouth. She spit it out and started screaming. Put it back in.. Spit it out. Scream. Put it back it. Spit it out. Scream. Back in, back out, back in, back out. She's been that way since day one. Still is. But she played college hockey, so you still might get fists and elbows, at any uncertain times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 Sensei was a "pitbull" (a pedigreed 'staffordshire terrier') Her neck was as big as a mack-truck. In Texas, I came home one day, and there were signs all over about the emergency neighborhood-watch meeting. I went. Everyone in the 'hood had been robbed. Except me. I wouldn't even rob my own house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 But, she only lived about three years. She came in the house one day, and her head was a big as a basketball. A big dumb basketball-dog. We immediately thought, "snakebit". We took her to the vet, he said snakebit. Some pills, three days later, she was fine. Two weeks later, her head was a big as a basketball. The vet said cancer. Dog-head cancer. We took her home, with pills. She got better, for a couple days, and then made a big head-explodey thing, that you never want to see, in her bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 (edited) Our friends little kid, which was the only little kid we ever knew, had been playing with this dog since she was a puppy. The dog had never been out of our fence. We were all hanging out in the backyard, and heard a ruckus in the road. David was getting "hazed" by the other kids, in a place that he didn't live. Mom ran out. We had two fences. The backyard fence, and the frontyard fence, the dog usually had run of both. Today she was in the backyard. Mom opened the first gate. The dog was already going bouncy-upset, because she heard it too. She bolted right behind Mom. Then Mom opened the front gate. Holy Moly. The dog never bit anyone, but went berserk, all over the dirt road, kids going up trees, bouncing off fenceposts, running over mailboxes and cars, running into the drainage pipe.... By the time Mom got out there, David was hanging on the dog's truck-neck, giggling loudly, being dragged back across the dirt road, into the yard. Edited February 16, 2021 by Huaco Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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