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Eric
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My wife and I went shopping today.  She had dinner out, bought $48 of Yarn, $30 for earrings.  Then she asked what I was getting her for Valentines day.  I told her I would take her anyplace she wanted to go and she could call me when she wanted to come home.  She said, "why?".  I said that I thought the best gift I could give her would be time away from me!

Then I asked what she got me?  She started looking for places to go to.

We survived Valentines day and I spent a total of $152 on costume/good jewelry for the Grand daughters.

I still waiting for her to call...…………………………………………………………...……….  crickets...……………………….

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4 minutes ago, Historian said:

Some of us have to look at ourselves in the mirror when we shave. ??

You know it's all in jest...……………………………  Jest because I forgot the smiley.  I forgot to add, I was in the Navy, so I'm not a neophyte on the subject.

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15 minutes ago, janice6 said:

You know it's all in jest...……………………………  Jest because I forgot the smiley.  I forgot to add, I was in the Navy, so I'm not a neophyte on the subject.

In my state it's against the law to have sex with a porcupine.

Bet...you were not expecting that, Navy.  ?

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9 minutes ago, Historian said:

In my state it's against the law to have sex with a porcupine.

Bet...you were not expecting that, Navy.  ?

MY only thought is how did the issue arise that caused a law to be written??????????????????:icon38:

Common sense would preclude the repetition, one would think.

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14 minutes ago, DWARREN123 said:

Most of you have it lucky. Yesterday was wife's birthday and our 41st anniversary and today is Valentines Day.

Spent a lot of money on her but she is worth it! ?

Good for you and your wife, amigo.

Here's to forty more.

:cheers:

 

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1 hour ago, janice6 said:

MY only thought is how did the issue arise that caused a law to be written??????????????????:icon38:

Common sense would preclude the repetition, one would think.

I don't know.  But women in my state must shower with their clothes on.

And they can't parachute on Sundays.

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Just in case some might think I speak "unwisely about my and my wife's antics, she has reviewed every single post I write about her, before I post it.  And, they are mostly true!   She has to have a hell of a good sense of humor just to have stayed with me all these loooooooooooooooggggggggggggggnnnnnnnnnn years.

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