Paul53 Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Czervik Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 I avoid public restrooms at all costs. But, when in need, I just go in drain it and go in the urinal with the smallest puddle in front or the bowl lacking floaters. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Walt Longmire Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 14 hours ago, holyjohnson said: I always use the urinal and I also superman pose about 3 feet back from the pot and grinning. i don't spill a drop..... yes,I too have. Noticed the beta-fication of men today I was amazed the last time I went to the state fair and saw people turn around and leave the restroom because of the trough Kids are being turned into ******* these days. No more common showers after p.e. class. Hell I think they don't even have p.e. any longer. Take the boys out hunting or camping and everyone drops a deuce on the ground. No big deal. Wipe your ass with leaves. Bunch of softies these days. Probably get squeamish holding a fish. Like Obama did when he had to wear the rubber gloves to hold a salmon in Alaska. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Walt Longmire said: Kids are being turned into ******* these days. No more common showers after p.e. class. Hell I think they don't even have p.e. any longer. Take the boys out hunting or camping and everyone drops a deuce on the ground. No big deal. Wipe your ass with leaves. Bunch of softies these days. Probably get squeamish holding a fish. Like Obama did when he had to wear the rubber gloves to hold a salmon in Alaska. The rope climb exposed too many potential Antifa liberals. They had to eliminate P.E. to get rid of the rope climb. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 2 hours ago, janice6 said: The rope climb exposed too many potential Antifa liberals. They had to eliminate P.E. to get rid of the rope climb. I remember the rope climb well... To the ceiling in the gym.... We never even put any mats below. You fall.... Splat....... Then again our PE coach was ex drill Sargent. Someone piss him off, we ran lines till some started to puke... I also learned to close order march and some great cadences that would get us all thrown out of school these days. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 1 hour ago, DrB said: I remember the rope climb well... To the ceiling in the gym.... We never even put any mats below. You fall.... Splat....... Then again our PE coach was ex drill Sargent. Someone piss him off, we ran lines till some started to puke... I also learned to close order march and some great cadences that would get us all thrown out of school these days. Wood bleachers in the closed position. "To the green wall and back." (the wall above the bleachers) Multiple times. Had to launch yourself against the bleachers to grab the top and pull yourself up, touch the wall and back again, over and over. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, DrB said: I remember the rope climb well... To the ceiling in the gym.... We never even put any mats below. You fall.... Splat....... Then again our PE coach was ex drill Sargent. Someone piss him off, we ran lines till some started to puke... I also learned to close order march and some great cadences that would get us all thrown out of school these days. we were supposd to be under to "catch them if they fell" but we were nowhere near them after about 20 feet. i climbed the rope quite a bit. Edited August 27, 2019 by holyjohnson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, holyjohnson said: we were supposd to be under to "catch them if they fell" but we were nowhere near them after about 20 feet. i climbed the rope quite a bit. At that age I was tall and skinny as a rail. I didn't have much dead weight to lift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 5 minutes ago, janice6 said: At that age I was tall and skinny as a rail. I didn't have much dead weight to lift. before school for years i worked on the Gloucester Docks and pulled anchor rope and Netting and some fish that were way more then i weighed. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 I always pee in the sink, so I can watch who's coming from behind in the mirror.Think the male protagonist in “True Lies” (Arnold Schwarzenegger?) had a video camera in a cigarette pack which projected to a monitor in his glasses, allowing him to get the jump on the would be assassin. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 23 hours ago, railfancwb said: Think the male protagonist in “True Lies” (Arnold Schwarzenegger?) had a video camera in a cigarette pack which projected to a monitor in his glasses, allowing him to get the jump on the would be assassin. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk That's nothing. My mom had eyes in the back of her head. At least that's what she told us when she caught us goofing off in the back seat of the family car. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 On 8/25/2019 at 10:40 PM, tous said: What if Pride isn't around? Do you have a backup lavatory companion? Being Scottish I wear a blue bow I call pride. Apparently I certainly in first place. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 That's nothing. My mom had eyes in the back of her head. At least that's what she told us when she caught us goofing off in the back seat of the family car.“Don’t make me stop this car!”Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Being Scottish I wear a blue bow I call pride. Apparently I certainly in first place.Some mental pictures!Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 1 minute ago, railfancwb said: Some mental pictures! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I remember the song about him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 26 minutes ago, railfancwb said: Some mental pictures! Took the wife less than 2 minutes to find out the truth about what a Scotsman wears under his kilt. The Germans in the 1st world war called us the ladies from hell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 I use stalls more and more now. Too many times I've been embarrassed by it hitting the floor when I use the urinals. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 10 minutes ago, Peng said: I use stalls more and more now. Too many times I've been embarrassed by it hitting the floor when I use the urinals. "it's cold, and deep too" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 3 hours ago, Peng said: I use stalls more and more now. Too many times I've been embarrassed by it hitting the floor when I use the urinals. You're talking about your turd, right? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXUSMC Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 Law of nature: old dudes take longer to empty their bladder. Plumbing gets old, pressure goes down... you get the picture. If you're not there yet, you will be. Sometimes a stall helps to hide the effort it takes to get the last drop out. Funny thing is, I thought this thread would discuss another bathroom characteristic: conversation. Men NEVER chat it up in the men's room. Go in, do your business, and get the hell out. Women, on the other hand, share all of their secrets with complete strangers in their communal restroom. Men = Mars Women = Venus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 And -- how is it that you know what goes on in a women's restroom? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXUSMC Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 Their conversations carry through the walls separating the two rooms. They're not shy at all! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, TXUSMC said: Their conversations carry through the walls separating the two rooms. They're not shy at all! One of my daughters came out of the women's rest room one time, exclaiming, "It looks like someone butchered an animal in there. stool, wall and floor was bloody. Yet they criticize us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamaBud Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 16 hours ago, janice6 said: "it's cold, and deep too" Zee bridges!! Zee bridges!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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