holyjohnson Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 in the word scent is it the s or the c thats silent? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 20 minutes ago, holyjohnson said: in the word scent is it the s or the c thats silent? "I, myself, cannot." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 14 hours ago, janice6 said: My wife's parents love Dandelion greens in salads. They would clear the yard for supper. Half of the crab's diet is dandylion leaves. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 8 minutes ago, Maser said: Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? He said: "Sir! You cannot smoke in the bathroom on this train!" "Why not?" "Because the smell comes out through all the vents and bothers the passengers." "Sheesh. You're lucky I wasn't dropping a Stanley Steamer in there." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Electricity is really just contained lighting. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 (I kind of know this) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Decades ago, (I've still got them), I shut off all the power to the shed, went up the ladder, with my brand new diags and cut the wire to the fluorescent lamps. buzzap. Weld my new pliers. I still don't know where it came from. The sparks ridicule you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 9 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: Electricity is really just contained lighting. ~Carlin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 makes more sense now, huh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 13 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: He said: "Sir! You cannot smoke in the bathroom on this train!" "Why not?" "Because the smell comes out through all the vents and bothers the passengers." "Sheesh. You're lucky I wasn't dropping a Stanley Steamer in there." ~Carlin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Maser said: I've tried both. Do you want to get bit? Because that's how you get bit. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 When we were kids, we'd put tighty-whiteys (with a tail-hole) on the dog, with a t-shirt tucked into them. (They were little dogs. the bites were vicious, but we persevered) So, sometimes. We did that. They looked like Schwartezegnerr, running around, all over the place! "It's not a tuma! It's not a tuma!) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Depending on the Parent's mood (drunkedness), they were very amused, or not amused whatsoever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 I worked at a (decades ago) test-telco bank. There was a 10KV busbar, way in the back, with a wedding ring welded to it at 90 degrees. They said the guy got out of it with no injury. They said that they offered to shut it down, so he could get it back. He said no. He'd never wear it again. Just leave it there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Decades ago, I had a temp job at a very cool manufacturing place. I needed a tool and asked this ******* guy, "Can i borrow your side-cutters ( I don't know where I learned that, that's what they are), he, actually, jumped up, and yelled, "sidecuttters! sidecutters! sidecutters!" (might be a union thing) So I said, "Give me your diags, *******." After the almost-fight, I was pretty much gone that day. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 (edited) I've been fired only one less time than I've been employed. Edited November 15, 2019 by Huaco Kid hahaha 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Some of my exits have been brilliant. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 The last time I was (not) fired, I called in sick "again". The boss said, "This isn't really working out." And I said, "Yes." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Actually, I don't have any great exits. Maybe one. They were all pretty civil and professional. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 I've been denied entry several times. That's when you know the score. So you go, "OK." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 I've tried several 'temp' jobs, hoping to get in and bumped up (with a degree, and over qualified) Then the guy wants to fight over side-cutters. So you can't do that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Before I got this job (15 years), I sat, before the interview, two parking lots down, and listened to M_M's "Lose Yourself", at maximum hell-blasting for over, and over. Like, 50 times. Nailed it. Or they were scraping the bottom. I don't know. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 No more games, I'm a change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginnin', the mood all changed I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepwritin' the next cipher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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