OldDad Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 (edited) Dream catchers in cars??? What's up with that? Am I the only one who sees irony there? Edited August 9, 2019 by OldDad 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted August 9, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted August 9, 2019 6 minutes ago, OldDad said: Dream catchers in cars??? What's up with that? Am I the only one who sees irony in that? I've chuckled over that one a couple of times myself. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted August 9, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted August 9, 2019 Why do they have Braille instructions on drive-up ATMs? 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Why do municipalities put up signs warning you to watch out for children. Are they selling condoms. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted August 9, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted August 9, 2019 8 minutes ago, janice6 said: Why do municipalities put up signs warning you to watch out for children. Are they selling condoms. Children of the Corn, man. They are coming for us all. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 (edited) Each of us thinks that WE are not the opposite sex. The brain is the only organ that named itself! No matter where you go, there you are! Edited August 9, 2019 by Paul53 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dric902 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 4 hours ago, Paul53 said: Don't complain about old age. It doesn't last that long. I thought getting old would take longer 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 if you charge your phone in your car,your phone is now Gas powered. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 6 hours ago, Eric said: Children of the Corn, man. They are coming for us all. Probably so! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Sometimes I get an extra-large order of fries and two fried pies at McDonalds for lunch. Although, really, the pies are a mere shadow of their former selves. Krystal, OTOH, has good pies, but their fries aren't as good. Yeah, I know what you're going to say... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 7 hours ago, Eric said: Children of the Corn, man. They are coming for us all. Watch out for the Children of the Cornhole, man. They're a shitty bunch. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 On 8/9/2019 at 7:19 AM, OldDad said: Dream catchers in cars??? What's up with that? Am I the only one who sees irony there? For when the junkies pass out. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 I'm making a movie about Epstien, starring the Clintons. "Hang 'em High 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Narcan. Saving people that are killing themselves. https://duckduckgo.com/?q=video%2C+and+the+beat+goes+on&atb=v109-7__&ia=videos&iai=bS3O5zg290k&pn=1&iax=videos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnifiedFieldTheory Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 On 8/9/2019 at 11:32 AM, janice6 said: Why do municipalities put up signs warning you to watch out for children. Are they selling condoms. There's a few places around here that say SLOW CHILDREN...I assume the intent is SLOW [down] CHILDREN [here] but it invariably leads to one of the kids hollering with glee, "DOES THAT MEAN THEY'RE EASIER TO RUN OVER?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Just now, UnifiedFieldTheory said: There's a few places around here that say SLOW CHILDREN...I assume the intent is SLOW [down] CHILDREN [here] but it invariably leads to one of the kids hollering with glee, "DOES THAT MEAN THEY'RE EASIER TO RUN OVER?" I always wondered if it were a reflection of the neighborhood IQ. My department believed that the average IQ of a group, was equivalent to the reciprocal of the sum of the individual IQ's. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, UnifiedFieldTheory said: There's a few places around here that say SLOW CHILDREN...I assume the intent is SLOW [down] CHILDREN [here] but it invariably leads to one of the kids hollering with glee, "DOES THAT MEAN THEY'RE EASIER TO RUN OVER?" I always took it to mean that they weren't very bright. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Sorry. It was me. I let the dogs out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted August 11, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted August 11, 2019 7 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: Sorry. It was me. I let the dogs out. I want to know who let you out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 I like dogs. We need more dogs here! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 I keep digging under the fence. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 16 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: Sorry. It was me. I let the dogs out. I wrote the book of love. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted August 11, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted August 11, 2019 Well, I shot the sheriff and I think I winged the deputy. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 I fought the law and the law won. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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