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On 3/19/2020 at 12:31 AM, Cougar_ml said:

Nope, it's here to provide ME with entertainment and amusement, if anyone else gets any that's a bonus for them.

I was wondering if anybody would have the insight that we tell jokes to make OURSELVES feel good. If we make other feel good that's a bonus.

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A middle aged man was brought to the trauma center I worked. Trying to get out of the way of a train he'd tripped, and both legs were amputated just above his ankles, his feet were brought in a box, ice surrounding them. Less than 15 minutes since it occurred, there was an intense buzz in the room to prep him for the O.R, to get the best outcome. Lab was drawing blood, x-ray, surgery, police, nurses all contributing to the loud buzz in the room to give this man the best future possible. One young resident was taking a medical history from the man. Eventually he got to the word "Height" and he dutifully asked "How tall WERE you?" Suddenly you could hear a pin drop as the 20 or more care givers stopped what they were doing, and all were staring at the resident taking the history with the same expression that said "YOU *******!!" The resident looked embarrassed and was busily pointing to the questionaire, the 2 leg stumps, and the box where his feet were sitting.

ER staff have a saying, nothing is too sick if it's funny enough.

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2 hours ago, Swampfox762 said:

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I recently saw some 'hood pants (Atlanta area),  but they were made ghetto!

The waist went up and fit normally, with belt loops,  but the ass was tailored to hang to your knees and had it's own faux belt loops

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On 6/28/2020 at 9:06 AM, Swampfox762 said:

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So THAT'S how they work.....

On 6/28/2020 at 9:31 AM, Swampfox762 said:

Ya think?

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If that were a Chrysler I'd give it a pass.  I'd assume the bumper stickers were what was holding it together.

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On 6/28/2020 at 12:22 PM, Swampfox762 said:

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Gonna be really fun when the mag releases fail and the mags fly apart.

On 6/28/2020 at 12:39 PM, Swampfox762 said:

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Dear God that's hillarous.

On 6/28/2020 at 4:06 PM, Swampfox762 said:

Ivan Drago is more qualified to be called a scientist than ...

Also studied at Clemson for a while.  People who knew him said he was kind of rough around the edges but a good guy.

On 6/28/2020 at 5:35 PM, Paul53 said:

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Reminds me of the dog pants one.

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18 hours ago, Eric said:

Imagine getting one of those show ponies taken away from you for months or years by the police/courts, after you to have to use it to defend yourself. Or because a pissed off ex pulls a Code Red on you.

That's why anything i have is stock and if it goes that way...so be it....i can get another.

I love my shoe ponies.  But don't carry them.

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37 minutes ago, Historian said:

That's why anything i have is stock and if it goes that way...so be it....i can get another.

I love my shoe ponies.  But don't carry them.

Every gun I have was purchased with the expectation that it may be someday taken as evidence.  That doesn't mean it was cheap.

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3 minutes ago, janice6 said:

Every gun I have was purchased with the expectation that it may be someday taken as evidence.  That doesn't mean it was cheap.

Right.  It's a good thing anything i have was lost when i went after that whale.

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1 hour ago, SC Tiger said:

So THAT'S how they work.....

If that were a Chrysler I'd give it a pass.  I'd assume the bumper stickers were what was holding it together.

Last picture:  Bless your little heart, honey!

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1 hour ago, Huaco Kid said:

I recently saw some 'hood pants (Atlanta area),  but they were made ghetto!

The waist went up and fit normally, with belt loops,  but the ass was tailored to hang to your knees and had it's own faux belt loops

How fast can you run?   I imagine law enforcement loves this style!

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3 hours ago, Maser said:

Father and son bringing back lawn darts!  :D

 

Bet they would be a lot more fun if they were made out of metal!

Like, you could call them, "Lawn Darts", or something.

Disclaimer:  Didn't see the text at the top............

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5 minutes ago, janice6 said:

How fast can you run?   I imagine law enforcement loves this style!

You have no...idea.   

Over in seconds.  Usually with a resounding self imposed face plant.

Highlight of the day.

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