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16 minutes ago, Schmidt Meister said:

One of my wife's friends came out here to visit several years ago. She made it all the way to FL and then got lost in the little town we live in. She called and my wife asked her where she was at, and she said "I'm in the Pubix parking lot." She made it sound like pube + x.

We don't shop there except for a few items we can't get anywhere else, we do 95% of our business at Winn-Dixie.

I am trying to shop W/D also  

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8 minutes ago, ChuteTheMall said:

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I spent frequent trips to PA, Amish country on business.  I was appalled at the cruel treatment by the Amish of their carriage horses.  They were beautiful horses but treated badly.  Not everyone, but enough to make you feel sorry for the horses.

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8 minutes ago, ChuteTheMall said:

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I bought this air bed for my wife when she had her hip replaced.  it was the right height so she could walk up to it and lay down without the bed being too high or low for her.  It worked well but we never used it again.

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23 hours ago, pipedreams said:
A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just couldn't seem to get enough lovin':

In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love.

When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love.

The problem was their nooner; it took Homer a half hour to travel home and another half hour to return to the fields and he just wasn't getting enough work done.

Finally Homer asked the family doctor what to do.

"Homer." Said the doctor. "Just take your rifle out to the field with you and when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the air. That will be Darlene's signal to come out to you. Then you won't lose any field time."

They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a while.

Homer came back to the doctor's office.

"What's wrong?" Asked the Doc. "Didn't my idea work?"

"Oh, it worked real good." Said Homer. "Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off a shot like you said and Darlene'd come runnin'. We'd find a secluded place, make love, and then she'd go back home again."

"Good, Homer. So what's the problem?" Asked the Doc.

"I ain't seen her since huntin' season started." 🤣

Credit: Lillian Little
 
 

That could be a problem where I live, and not just in junketing season. Oh! Wait! Maybe it already IS a problem. 

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