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pipedreams Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 A Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk shouts, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him back and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus!" The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him again but for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks, "Have you found Jesus, brother?" The drunk answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus!" By this time, the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk again – but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds, and when he begins kicking his arms and legs about, he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?" The drunk staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches his breath, and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?” 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pipedreams Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 Jesus' Dad's Name A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary." The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?"A little kid said, "Verge." Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?" The kid said, "Well, you know, they are always talking about Verge n' Mary.'' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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minderasr Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 18 hours ago, Schmidt Meister said: Steamer trunk / dresser. Circa. 1890's I bet that thing weighed a ton...empty. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ChuteTheMall Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 5 minutes ago, minderasr said: I bet that thing weighed a ton...empty. The wealthy owner likely tipped a porter or a red-cap whenever it had to be moved. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 37 minutes ago, ChuteTheMall said: That one is going with me ... damn funny. Just makes me ask the question again ... if they hate meat so damn bad, why do they go to the farthest reaches of science to make it look like meat? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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