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Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer :
Princess Diana's death.

An English princess,
with an Egyptian boyfriend.
crashes in a French tunnel,
riding in a German  car,
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky,
followed closely by Italian paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles,
treated by an American doctor,  
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by an American
using Bill Gates’ technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer, or phone
that uses Taiwanese chips,
and possibly viewing it on a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian truck drivers, and hijacked by Indonesians.

That, my friends, is  Globalization

 

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On 8/4/2022 at 3:55 PM, pipedreams said:

Ask stupid questions...

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Yes.   At least I do.  I take it as personal pride that my respect for my wife and other women in my car is shown by things like that, that I do.

I have received many positive comments from women, even those that see me opening, holding the door and closing it for other women.

Even the waitresses at Denny's have commented favorably on my "nice treatment of my wife".  I tip so well, they apparently watch for my car.

I have told some that my father would kill me if I didn't show respect to women. 

I noticed that at the restaurants when I hold a door for others, they respond in kind.  Courtesy must be contagious.

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2 hours ago, Silentpoet said:

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Many, many years ago, I was asked to hand a person a "left handed" Crescent wrench.  I handed them the wrench and they said, "the left handed one".  So I flipped the wrench over and handed it to them.  We all laughed. 

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