TBO Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Very low toilet bowl at a hotel. The trash can was higher than the rim. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 I hate the much-too-tall ones I come across regularly. My feet won't even sit flat. Can't get nothin' done like that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 We are actually designed to squat. The toilet seats should be, like, 1' high. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Spicoli Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Wasn't there a thread about "hovering" earlier? You're clear to go, drop that load. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 You would hate the squat toilets in India. 🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBO Posted January 24 Author Share Posted January 24 14 minutes ago, Maser said: You would hate the squat toilets in India. 🤣 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 2 hours ago, TBO said: Very low toilet bowl at a hotel. The trash can was higher than the rim. With my knees I probably couldn't get up from that....... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dukenukem Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 At least they got the elongated one so your junk isn't jammed in the front of the rim. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 3 hours ago, Dukenukem said: At least they got the elongated one so your junk isn't jammed in the front of the rim. Water level is also important, when sitting. Especially during inadvertent flushes... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 For the last long while, I will test-flush hotel toilets before I even use them, when the outcome might be in question. "Nope. That is definitely inadequate." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 I've used low-flow toilets that have compressed air hooked to them. Just a quick violent blast of water, and then a giant blast of compressed air. You probably don't want your Dad-parts involved in that engineering. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Periodically shout out the window to anyone walking by "It's for washing your backside!" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minderasr Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 12 hours ago, TBO said: Very low toilet bowl at a hotel. The trash can was higher than the rim. You sure it's not just a tall garbage can? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Spicoli Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 5 hours ago, Huaco Kid said: Water level is also important, when sitting. Especially during inadvertent flushes... Gotta keep the boys dry. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 3 hours ago, El Spicoli said: Gotta keep the boys dry. Somebody on here once said, the worst thing about getting old is peeing on your own balls. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 1 hour ago, janice6 said: Somebody on here once said, the worst thing about getting old is peeing on your own balls. It's TRUE, but there are other worst things....Knees...Hearing..."stomach" problems (keep near a bathroom) target shooting..no more "heavy" weapons (40 oz or more) no more 357, 45 etc...hurst your wrists Good thing is that it's mostly about lunch with the guys after... I don't have a definitive list, this is just what is in my head right now Sucks to get old...but a 89 (next month) I 'm still pretty good 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 So, what was George Washington really like? I feel like a mere child at 73. NB for you young'uns, getting old is better than not getting old. 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 hour ago, tous said: So, what was George Washington really like? I feel like a mere child at 73. NB for you young'uns, getting old is better than not getting old. When I was a kid, I once asked my father if he remembered the indians 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Spicoli Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 hour ago, tous said: So, what was George Washington really like? I feel like a mere child at 73. NB for you young'uns, getting old is better than not getting old. Only the good die young so..... Get over here, it's time for your sponge bath. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 10 hours ago, tous said: So, what was George Washington really like? I feel like a mere child at 73. NB for you young'uns, getting old is better than not getting old. Ha I remember 73 That was just before I started to fall apart. (Or did you mean 1973 ?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 11 hours ago, DAKA said: Ha I remember 73 That was just before I started to fall apart. With whatever the subject was, one regular bar hanger once asked me how old I was (~60 back then). Then she proclaimed, "Oh. You're just a baby!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dukenukem Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 On 1/24/2024 at 3:56 AM, Huaco Kid said: Water level is also important, when sitting. Especially during inadvertent flushes... You just gotta flush a second time so you get a clean rinse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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