DAKA Posted April 24, 2022 Share Posted April 24, 2022 8 minutes ago, Schmidt Meister said: I've found that if you put your teeth back in and chew thoroughly, the corn is eliminated .... harharhar. CORN DOES NOT DIGEST....In or Out,,,same 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted April 25, 2022 Author Share Posted April 25, 2022 A rabbi, a Hindu and a lawyer were driving late at night in the country when their car broke down. They set out to find help and came to a farmhouse. When they knocked at the door, the farmer explained that he had only two extra beds, and one of the three had to sleep in the barn with the animals. The three quickly agreed. The rabbi said he would sleep in the barn and let the other two have the beds. Ten minutes after the rabbi left, there was a knock on the bedroom door. The rabbi entered exclaiming, "I can't sleep in the barn; there is a pig in there. It's against my religion to sleep in the same room with a pig!" The Hindu said HE would sleep in the barn, as he had no religious problem with pigs. However, about five minutes later, the Hindu burst through the bedroom door saying, "There's a COW in the barn! I can't sleep in the same room as a cow! It's against my religion!" The lawyer, anxious to get to sleep, said he'd go to the barn, as he had no problem sleeping with animals. In two minutes, the bedroom door burst open and the pig and the cow entered … 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted April 25, 2022 Author Share Posted April 25, 2022 If you don't watch Intellectual Froglegs with Joe Dan Gorman you have no idea what you're missing. His newest episode is out and it's awesome. And he shows you who you should be watching and who the real enemies are. I LOVE IT ! https://www.intellectualfroglegs.com/episodes/shoulder-to-the-wheel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted April 25, 2022 Author Share Posted April 25, 2022 I posted this on Farsebook and they put one of their moron 'fact-check' comments on it that has absolutely nothing to do with the meme. They are losing their minds. I'm doing EVERYTHING I can to help them. LOL. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted April 27, 2022 Author Share Posted April 27, 2022 Off the beaten path ... Toquerville Falls - LaVerkin Creek - SR 17 To Spring Street - Near St. George and Zion National Park, UT 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted April 27, 2022 Author Share Posted April 27, 2022 My wife told me it's way past time that I emptied the cat trap in the back yard. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 4 hours ago, Schmidt Meister said: My wife told me it's way past time that I emptied the cat trap in the back yard. Have you noticed how cats don’t give much of a hoot about fur color? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted April 28, 2022 Author Share Posted April 28, 2022 20 hours ago, railfancwb said: Have you noticed how cats don’t give much of a hoot about fur color? Yeah, but all cats exhibit pretty much the same morals and ethics no matter the color of their fur. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted April 29, 2022 Author Share Posted April 29, 2022 Whiz, old school radiator sealer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted April 30, 2022 Author Share Posted April 30, 2022 Redwood Sprouting From Rotting Log - Prairie Creek Redwoods State Park - CA This was a featured Bing picture. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted April 30, 2022 Author Share Posted April 30, 2022 It was a cool, breezy morning in Winslow, AZ. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted May 2, 2022 Author Share Posted May 2, 2022 Suffering from an pretty intense kidney stone right now. Staying pretty doped up on pain meds which I hate because they make me constantly nauseous, but it's better than #10 pain. Started Sunday, hoping to pass something soon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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