Schmidt Meister Posted October 17, 2021 Author Share Posted October 17, 2021 My friend sent me picture of his cousin in the restroom. He said his cousin is still trying to get used to moving here from Australia. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted October 17, 2021 Author Share Posted October 17, 2021 We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control. No dark sarcasm in the classroom. Teacher, leave them kids alone. Hey! Teacher, leave them kids alone. All in all it's just another brick in the wall. All in all you're just another brick in the wall. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 2 hours ago, Schmidt Meister said: We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control. No dark sarcasm in the classroom. Teacher, leave them kids alone. Hey! Teacher, leave them kids alone. All in all it's just another brick in the wall. All in all you're just another brick in the wall. BEST EVER.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted October 18, 2021 Author Share Posted October 18, 2021 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted October 24, 2021 Author Share Posted October 24, 2021 In Texas, they would say he was 'all hat and no cattle.' ROFL 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted October 26, 2021 Author Share Posted October 26, 2021 This gator was harvested legally in Taylor County, Florida last night. 10.25.2021. He weighed in at 829 lbs. and measured 13'10". Just 5" short of a Florida record. He was processed here locally in Madison County. Btw, those are authentic good ole boys in that picture. Word is good as gold and they are masters in their field. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crockett Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 38 minutes ago, Schmidt Meister said: This gator was harvested legally in Taylor County, Florida last night. 10.25.2021. He weighed in at 829 lbs. and measured 13'10". Just 5" short of a Florida record. He was processed here locally in Madison County. Btw, those are authentic good ole boys in that picture. Word is good as gold and they are masters in their field. Probably close to 100 years old and chewy / smelly like your average 70s army boots. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted October 26, 2021 Author Share Posted October 26, 2021 39 minutes ago, crockett said: Probably close to 100 years old and chewy / smelly like your average 70s army boots. He had to be old and they said his teeth were in bad shape but he was obviously still eating well. I've never eaten gator meat from one that big but you would think it would be tough but people around here say that gator meat is still tender even from the bigger gators. I've never got one over 7 feet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted October 29, 2021 Author Share Posted October 29, 2021 Welp ... I just got my 3rd alias banned from facebook or meta or whatever for posting this cartoon. Sensitive b@st@rds over there at meta. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 8 minutes ago, Schmidt Meister said: Welp ... I just got my 3rd alias banned from facebook or meta or whatever for posting this cartoon. Sensitive b@st@rds over there at meta. Aliases are made to be broken. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted October 29, 2021 Author Share Posted October 29, 2021 1 hour ago, railfancwb said: Aliases are made to be broken. Not sure what that means? We must be using a different meaning of "alias" maybe? a·li·as /ˈālēəs/ adverb: alias 1. used to indicate that a named person is also known or more familiar under another specified name."Eric Blair, alias George Orwell" Similar: aka - also known as INFORMAL indicating another term or synonym."the catfish—alias bullhead—is a mighty tasty fry-up"2 noun: alias; plural noun: aliases 2. a false or assumed identity."a spy operating under the alias Barsad" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 45 minutes ago, Schmidt Meister said: Not sure what that means? We must be using a different meaning of "alias" maybe? a·li·as /ˈālēəs/ adverb: alias 1. used to indicate that a named person is also known or more familiar under another specified name."Eric Blair, alias George Orwell" Similar: aka - also known as INFORMAL indicating another term or synonym."the catfish—alias bullhead—is a mighty tasty fry-up"2 noun: alias; plural noun: aliases 2. a false or assumed identity."a spy operating under the alias Barsad" I was thinking informal #2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted October 29, 2021 Author Share Posted October 29, 2021 IT'S FRIDAY !!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted October 31, 2021 Author Share Posted October 31, 2021 Georgia now 8 - 0 after whoopin' Florida's arse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted October 31, 2021 Author Share Posted October 31, 2021 Back in the day: On New Smyrna Beach, FL. Circa 70's. Volkswagen Police Car. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted October 31, 2021 Author Share Posted October 31, 2021 My wife had one back in the day. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted November 2, 2021 Author Share Posted November 2, 2021 How Florida rolls. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted November 5, 2021 Author Share Posted November 5, 2021 Wife was checking out the greenhouse and found this wren nest. Kind of late in the year to be hatching a brood. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted November 7, 2021 Author Share Posted November 7, 2021 Most thinking people correctly consider the twist-tie to be one of the greatest single inventions of the 20th century. While the integrated circuit, penicillin and heavier than air flight all have their places, frankly none of these have had the same impact as the twist-tie in terms of convenience and usefulness to all mankind. Invented by Charles E. Burford in 1961, this miracle of versatility has countless uses, and as long as it is used properly, greatly enhances our daily lives. When used improperly, however, it becomes a vicious little bastard that is unusually difficult to operate and becomes the source of great frustration. How does one use a twist-tie incorrectly, you ask? It should be obvious, it should be accepted as common-sense, but you use them incorrectly by twisting the damn things closed in a counter-clockwise direction, that's how. It is universally acknowledged the correct way to close a twist-tie is in a clockwise direction. They are opened, or "un-tied" in a counter-clockwise direction. Have you ever needed a slice of bread and found that some sadistic left-handed bakery worker has defied convention and closed the damn thing the wrong way? Are these people not supervised? C'mon, man! This is like Day 1 bakery training stuff. It's not who we are! I again recently encountered this frustrating situation and was forced to waste precious time in making a sandwich while untangling the twist-tie. Such sloppy work is unprofessional, inconvenient to the user, and yet one more sign of the decline our once great American society. It is something you would expect from a company that simply does not care about quality or placing a premium on customer service, but rather celebrates mediocrity. Until we take attention to detail seriously, we will remain a fundamentally unserious people. 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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